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PET PERSON MEME

>> premise

Hello, and welcome to The Care and Keeping of Your Pet! As you surely know, a pet is a big responsibility, and we're so glad you've decided to be a concientious master. A safe pet is a happy pet, and this handbook is certain to keep your precious lifelong friend as content as can be.

The history of the animal person is a long and difficult one, with their origins not being known even to this day. However, scientists believe that despite our common appearance - most animal people have humanoid forms except for the ears, tails, and sometimes teeth - we share no common ancestry, even if the ascent of this species corresponds with that of the homo sapien. We gained dominance over each breed thousands of years ago, beginning with the dog type, who have long been considered "man's best friend." Most breeds these days are docile and perfect for owners of any speed.

Of course, it is our duty as the superior species to take care of these animal creatures, and this is inherent in their genetic makeup. Everyone knows that an animal person, when matched with their correct human master, is loyal for life - a true "soulmate," if you will. Far be it for us to turn this away! Ever since the Great Domestication, these intelligent and loving animals have served us as friends, workmates, guardians, servants, and sexual companions and will for years to come. Despite recent hubbub from so-called "Pet People's Rights Activists," this way of life is wholesome and good. Scientific research shows that the natural desire of the pet person is to be owned and cared for by a human.

So, it's your first pet. What do you need to know?

As previously stated, pet people come in as many breeds as you can possibly think of. By far and away the most popular are the dog and cat types, but exotic birds and lizards have been gaining popularity among trendsetters from L.A. to Tokyo!
All pet types are best suited for certain jobs, and when hunting for one, it is best to search for a type that suits your needs best.
However, a "True Match" - when a pet person bonds with you and only you for the rest of their natural lives - comes naturally, and sometimes takes time before you can find the pet you will be able to give a forever home to.
According to all current research, pet people are completely sentient and like us in many ways. However, it is important to remember that they have many animalistic and feral characteristics. Do not be foolish and think that your pet is a person, despite the facts that many are clothed and may be allowed to read, write, and have "hobbies." Some traditional pet owners may eschew these frivolities, and that is within their right.
Pet people age more quickly than humans, at least physically, and many types have long lifespans. It is not uncommon for pets to be passed through the family. When getting your child their first pet, it's important to keep in mind that just because the pup is tiny now, a grown pet can be jumpy around a small child.
It is important to train a pet. Discipline will be necessary. This does not make you a bad owner. Failure to train early will result in a rebellious pet. Training is especially important if you want your pet to serve as a household servant.
Remember, your pet will be extremely protective of you, especially if you are Truly Bonded. It is best to socialize them early. A socialized pet is a perfect family pet.
These days, unowned and unbonded pet people are allowed to live as strays or "Frees" in certain designated areas. Some even hold "jobs." This is against their best interest, and owners who adopt these strays are to be rewarded. Still, the best place to get pets are from liscenced kennels or breeders.
Some masters find it beneficial to participate in activities with their pets, such as shows and other competitions.
Finally, much has been made about the sexual relationship between pet and master. This is a normal facet of the bond, and humans are sure to find pet people sexually alluring. But beyond that, it is only responsible and prudent for owners to care for their pet's needs. It is a well-known fact that the libidos of pet people are remarkably strong, and when they go into heat, it is usually more convenient for a master to relieve them. There is no risk of pregnancy. All rumors of hybrids are urban legends.
Despite this, masters must remember to not view their pets as romantic partners. Humans should stay with humans.

With that said, thank you and welcome to your first day as a pet's master!

>> how to play

Needless to say, The Care and Keeping of Your Pet is a bit biased and full of propaganda, but it gives a good idea of the world your character is now AU's into. They are either a pet person or a human master, and what that means for them varies.

So are they a devoted pet or a rebellious animal person looking to buck the system? A generous master or a cruel sexual sadist? Just a normal pet owner? Most likely they're something in between, but when you're raised in this world, it's difficult to see anything different on the horizon.

Rules

Comment with your character and say whether they'd be a master or a pet. Ideally, they could be played as both. Mention what kind of each they'd be and what they'd be like, (ie: "Xx-chan is a bunny girl who is happy to please her master" or "Asterothia is a cat boy who is aloof but loyal to his true master"). For pets, be sure to include features ("wolf ears, tail, teeth).

REMEMBER, pet does not automatically equal submissive and master automatically equal dominant. This is not a BDSM setting though BDSM can be included. How far you want to go with the actual "pet" aspect is up to you, as well. Your pet could just be your slightly-furry roommate or soulmate!
Comment to others.
Play out the scene.

>> prompts

This by no means an all-inclusive list, but it should get you going in the right direction.

First Time Pet/Owner: Usually, pets are gotten at a young age; you're an old dog. Can you learn new tricks?
True Bond: What all masters and pets yearn for...the pet's loyalty and adoration for life.
Love: It's expected for masters to love their pets, but to love them? Romance is strictly forbidden.
Old "Couple": Master and pet have grown together and know each other. You know, know each other.
Loss of Master: The pet has lost their master, perhaps even their True Bond. Is it possible to move on?
Young Master/Older Pet: Pets age quicker than masters, so it's possible to end up with a bit of an "age" difference.
Family Pet: This pet's been raised as part of the family. What happens when their feelings for a family member get more than platonic.
For Your Protection: You don't want to be a master, but you have to take in a pet for their protection lest they be in danger from the general public.
Stray: You're a stray or a "Free." Can you live like this with your biology screaming for you to make a match?
Servant: You're more servant than pet.
All Sex, All the Time: The only purpose for this pet is to service the master, and not in a way that means cleaning their house.
Guard: You're a loyal bodyguard, a service pet. You'll do anything for your master. Anything.
Pet Play: This is for those who prefer to keep their animals on leashes, have them eat from bowls, and keep away from clothing.
Breaking In: Training is important with any pet.
In Love with Another Master...or Pet: To lust after another's master is no better than treason, and to wish to be with another pet just cruel!
Punishment: Bad dog, no nookie!
Heat: All pets go into heat, and it's the responsibility of the owner to take care of this problem. After all, unchecked dry humping kills thousands every year.
Breeding: Breeders know the best qualities in each type and mate the cream of the crop together to continue lines. It's a hobby for some, a calling for others.
Territorial: Hey, hey, other dog person! This is your apartment. Stay the fuck out!
Kennel: Kennels are where unadopted pets are kept. They're generally agreed to be depressing places. Why not volunteer at one, keeping the pets healthy and happy with the kind of affection only humans can show?
Rebelling Against the System: Damn the Man! Pet people are people, too! Just be careful not to get talk. You know what happens to bad pets.
Instant Attraction: You ever just look at someone and know they're the one? That they're...your master? But what if you've been trying to fight it? Well, don't try!
Dominant Pet: You might be the pet, but you call the shots, at least in the bedroom.
Pet Show: Everyone wants to show off how perfect their animal is. Look at that ass! And you'll never believe their special skills...
Therapeutic: Pets, especially those bred for their kindliness, are perfect therapy for those who've been through trauma and heartache.
Jealousy: Who's that around your master? Oh, hell no. They better not be touching them!
Petting: Pet people are absolutely gaga for being touched. Even the most steely ones turn to mush for rubs.
Games: Playing with your pet and giving them exercise is a key to happiness. Of course, with a pet person, you might want to use other toys instead of a ball.

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[Vash is feeling all warm and floaty after all of that kissing and cuddling, and it's only in part due to the alcohol in his system. He slow blinks like a happy cat as Ain kisses him while he pulls his wings away, exhaling on a questioning hum as the bird steps back.

He isn't even expecting it wwhen Ain stoops down and picks up a sizeable wad of snow to just

Shove down the back of his shirt.

And lest we forget: this is Vash's first time seeing snow. It's also his first time touching it like this, other than the snowflakes that had been landing on his skin.]

A-Aiiieee-!!!

[Vash shrieks, hopping in one foot in one place in a quick circle as he scrabbles at his back, trying to shake the snow out of his shirt with varying degrees of success. His shirt had accidentally gotten tucked into his pants a little, so he nearly has to throw his jacket off to get it out. By the time he's properly righted himself, Ain is like a quarter down the path.

Good thing he got a headstart, because Vash is running after him full-tilt, and Ain has seen this boy run. He's damn fast.]

A-ain!!!

[Ain is not fast, so Vash will catch up in short order here. He's laughing as he half-runs half-slides down the slope, trying hopelessly to escape (but not really).]

Are you mad? [He knows Vash isn't, or at least, he has a pretty good sense that he's not. Down the hill they slide, with Ain digging his heels in and sort of snowboarding down the path on his sneakers. The town isn't that far now, since they're sprinting.] Was it cold? Hahaha!!

[He is not mad! Startled, yes, but not mad at all. He's definitely working to catch up with Ain though as they slip and slide down the trail, with Vash very nearly eating shit several times as his feet threaten to slip out from under him, arms windmilling as he tries to keep from falling over. In the end, just before they make it back into town proper, Vash manages to catch up, scoops Ain underneath the arms, and lifts him up into the air, spinning him around once while keeping him held tight against his chest.]

I felt like I was gonna die, Ain! That was so meaaan...

"Only the stiffness from the ice and cold." He answered and to show her that he's fine, he rolls his shoulders and raise his arms up. "I can't recall the tale, but it was said most of the Coerthas highlands is like this because of the first calamity. The dravanians and the spawn of Bahamut and his kin were likely to blame. So in the end, it was always dragons that causes trouble in these parts."

Not once Haurchefant asked when she will take her leave. He assumed she's taking her time to think things through and figure it out.

A few moments of sharing the warmth together. "You can come to Ishgard if you like. By the end of this week in a few days, I will travel to come home. Why don't you come with me and meet my family? My father has influence so he might find some work for you to do." He said.

"Come to Ishgard with me?"

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[Ain full-blown cackles when Vash scoops him, half-flailing (though not with any real intention to escape) and reaching out to grab at Vash's hands up until he's twirled. At which point, he gives up on that, but his arms wind up around Vash's neck the moment after.]

It's not that bad! You're just dramatic! [Ain leans forward and, while they're out of sight still, kisses Vash really really quickly just in case someone wants to walk by at that specific moment.] You're lucky I didn't just dunk you into a snowbank!

Be glad you didn't, or else I'd be enacting my revenge right about now.

[Said with a broad grin as he gives Ain a squeeze, hugging him instead of kissing since its the safest thing he can get away with right now. That doesn't mean he won't happily hold Ain up for a few seconds longer, waiting for that beautiful laughter to die down a bit before he returns Ain to his feet in the snow.]

"If we do well with the upcoming peace talks, hopefully those memories of dragons bringing destruction will become stories of the distant past."

Adela sighed softly after that statement -- she wasn't naive enough to think that such peace could happen overnight, especially with Estinien being who knew where by then. With people like Aymeric and House Fortemps at the helm however, she felt like the hope for it was still alive.

But then Haurchefant asked that -- maybe it was because of his asking twice so quickly, but it seemed like, just maybe... She could feel her face heating up again, and she could only pray that she wasn't too visibly red. She had to avert her gaze, forging herself to speak even as her throat wanted to close up out of nerves.

"I-I'd love to. I mean, it'd be nice to see how everyone is doing, too."

... Wait did that make it sound like she didn't want to go there with Haurchefant? Oh Nhaama she hoped it didn't. Why was it suddenly so much harder to just relax and be natural around him?!

[Revenge... maybe later they can be dumb boys and shove each other in the snow. For now, they do have a store to go to, and they have to pretend to be less goofy in public. Although... it is snowing, so some goofing is clearly allowed, if the children pelting each other with snowballs further ahead are any indication.

Yet again Ain is encountering the "oh my socks are wet" problem. The higher the snow accumulates, the more he has to shuffle through snow, the more gets into his sneakers and soaks his pantlegs. But he's still excited about the snow regardless, dammit, and were they not trying to be productive he'd probably lay in it and try making a snow angel... snow bird? Snow bird.

They shuffle along and toward the pet store that they walked past earlier. Inside, it's blessedly warm, and not very crowded, and there are plenty of articles of clothing being sold at the front for certain animals — shirts and such meant for birds, pants with tail-holes, the works. There's a back wall selling other specific products, like collars and tags and custom jewellery meant to show off ownership.

Ain glances about and makes his way to that section immediately. He doesn't need clothes or fancy shampoos for feathers or whatever they're selling there. They're here for a reason.]

Hm... do you want to pick? I'm not good at fashion.

[Haha. Fashion.]

[Vash will be shocked if Ain doesn't just loaf in a snowbank at some point, here. He keeps imagining him trying to take a bath in it...and it doesn't help that everything is so cold and wet now. He's definitely got reason to worry still that Ain is going to get sick from bathing in the fucking fountain when it was super too cold to do so.......sigh.

BUT that is a problem for future Vash. Right now, they have their sights set on the pet store. It's actually quite quaint, and there's a lot on offer they could be looking at other than accessories. Only problem is...as Vash was bracing for, things aren't cheap in here. They're not bank-breakingly expensive, or things they simply cannot afford, it's more that...if he gets something too pricey here, they'll have to stretch their money tomorrow. That, and he doesn't want Ain to have to push himself too hard to make the money back...

Pursing his lips, Vash walks over to a little stand with various collars on it of different sizes, materials, and patterns. He's immediately drawn to a collar that is made of leather (or probably a fake leather, really) and looks like greenish-blue and gold marble, and it stands out to him as something Ain might like pretty much on sight. The metal is rose gold, with a loop in the center for a tag. He carefully takes it down, bringing it over for Ain to see.]

What do you think of this one?

[They're pricey, yeah, and Ain unfortunately was gifted with the ability to read. It means he's not dumb, he's not oblivious to the price, and he knows it's a bit much to ask for this. It's why he said that they could forgo it now, but Vash wanted to, and so they're here.

Vash can worry about Ain working too hard on his own time, Ain will work hard and recoup that money so that they don't have to stretch too thin. They should have some more time here, since it's so secluded, and if he works every day... maybe they'll have enough to last for at least a day even after they get out of here. That's what Ain's thinking, as Vash holds up the collar and he looks it over.]

It's pretty!

["Pretty" is just his word, apparently.]

Do you think it would look good?

You would look good with all of these.

[Just. Putting that out there.]

But...there's only one way to find out!

[And that's by bringing the collar close so he can carefully unbuckle it, waiting to make sure Ain is ready for it before he reaches up to put it around his neck, making sure to put it on a notch that isn't too loose or too tight.

It's an instant change. Ain was very obviously a stray before, both in mannerisms and appearance, and people only need glance his way to realize that. With a collar on...that changes, no matter its meaning. It says without words "I'm taken". "I belong to someone".

Vash's heart stops beating, just for a moment.]

Oh...it looks perfect on you.

[And there are plenty of mirrors nearby if Ain wants to preen.]

[Ain disagrees with that, because there's an ugly-ass bright neon yellow collar that would not look good on his pasty white ass no matter how you slice it, but he doesn't have time to complain about it. He stands still while Vash clips the collar around his neck, and manages to not externalize the whole-ass moment he's having over this.

Internally, he's having heart palpitations, and that gross desire to kiss Vash again, except he has to reign it in like he did earlier. This feels like an opportune time to crawl into a certain blonde's lap and kiss him stupid, yet they are Standing In Public so that's not an option.

So. Instead of doing anything outwardly-passionate about the simple act of Vash actually locking the collar around his neck, Ain merely starts to trill in the back of his throat at it. He is a very happy boy. Happier still when Vash comments that it looks perfect, and even more thrilled when he turns his attention to a mirror nearby. He brings a hand up to rub at the material briefly, pointedly ignores the dusting of pink on his cheeks, and then turns back to Vash.]

You're right, it is perfect. [Other than the fact there's still like, a pricetag on it that sort of itches against his skin. But that'll be removed before they leave.] You picked a nice one!

[Trilling continues. Luckily this is a pet shop and this sort of behaviour is definitely normal.]

[Tatsumi smiles.]

I don't want to treat you poorly, even if the rest of the world has. You're safe here, and as welcome as any other person in need.

[And... maybe what Tatsumi needs is to be bolder, and stronger. He's spent so much time barely living, maybe because he blames himself and his actions for how things turned out. For Mayoi... for this lost soul, he can fake confidence until it becomes real.

Summoning that stubbornness, he moves to stand, dropping a hand to Mayoi's shoulder and squeezing it gently. He wobbles precariously, and his grip tightens for a moment.]

And... I'd prefer it if you'd walk by my side instead. Would you mind that?

[Yeah Vash is, uh. Having a Moment of his own over here, because seeing Ain wearing a collar really puts their relationship into a different light. Ain, untameable, unknowable. Vash had just always assumed he would forever prefer it that way, and Vash would accept it because it would make their inevitable parting easier, but...now?

...he doesn't know what to do. He didn't know it would feel like this.

He probably ends up standing there just staring for a few seconds too long before he finally gets a hold of himself, shucking his hand through his hair as he turns to look at the tags next. The unfortunate fact about these is that Vash won't be able to get a personalized one. Or, rather...it wouldn't be safe for him to. Putting his name on Ain would be just as bad as Ain openly admitting to being his accomplice, though that ship has probably long since sailed at any rate.

Still, he browses the different shapes, picking a couple up to turn over in his fingers. Regular circle shapes, diamonds, stars...]

Ain...what should the tag say, you think?

[Mayoi's ears flick up in worry when Tatsumi gets to his feet, moving to brace him if he needs. He does not let him wobble very much, gingerly trying to support him by the arms. His tail flicks back and forth.]

Walk... by your side?

[It's not that he is upset to be asked, it's just the notion is so foreign to him. His ears press back in thought, uncertain.]

That is not something I have ever entertained doing before. Walking ...along side my owner as if we stood on the same ground. ...Would I not get punished for something like that...?

[He doesn't want that, but he also doesn't want to disappoint Tatsumi. He looks up at him, eyes searching for the correct answer.]

[The more contact there is between their bodies, the more Tatsumi's heart pounds. He's ready to reach back to touch Mayoi somewhere, anywhere, when he pulls away suddenly.

Instinct drives him to sit up just as quickly, before he swings a leg over Mayoi and plants himself on his thighs. Tail whipping dangerously, ears twitching, Tatsumi's hands seek Mayoi's wrists. As soon as he's pinned with hands beside his head, Tatsumi leans over him, breath coming in shallow bursts.]

I can hardly control myself... I'm sorry, Mayoi-san. I know you expect me to be better than this...

[His teeth find Mayoi's neck and scrape over the skin of his throat. He nuzzles the pink lines left behind, then laps at them delicately.]

Well...

[Tatsumi frowns. Now that Mayoi says it, he knows it's true. He'd lost respect and been cast into his own personal Hell for treating everyone equally before, for stoking the fires of revolution by encouraging others to do the same. In an instant, he realizes that might mean losing Mayoi eventually, as he'd lost everything. And in that process, Mayoi might get seen as an outlier, a troublemaker, and he might be made to suffer again.

The conflict shows on his face so obviously, and he struggles to hide it.]

Maybe... just here, if it's too much trouble. I don't want anyone to harm you again.

[Vash like "teehee I think I can leave any time I want" and then Ain shows up like a wet rat on his doorstep 3 months later like :(

Anyway, they're never getting to that point, because Ain is too clingy to let things get that bad, and now he's been collared and he's trying not to be visibly dokis about it in the store.

The question of what the tag should say is beyond him, because Ain didn't get this far. In an ideal world, it would have Vash's name on it, but they can't really do that for obvious reasons. Not necessarily "we don't actually want to be known" reasons, just "if someone sees Vash's name on something they'll flip out" reasons. Which sucks.]

"If found, return to the pretty blonde man". [He's joking. Not about Vash being pretty but about what should be on the tag.] I actually don't know. How about...

[Moment of thought, then he lists off three things.]

"If I'm cute, you should see my owner" or "I'm not lost, please leave me alone" or "I know I'm cute, but you can't have me". Or something better, if you have anything, haha.

[Oh, all of those phrases are very silly...but very cute. Very Ain. They could be etched onto the tag for the purpose of letting people know Ain is taken by an Owner already, just not for identification purposes. If they ever wind up in a town that has laws about identifying pets...well, they break the law constantly anyway. They'd just have to fake it until they made it.

In the end, Vash ends up picking out a matching rose-gold tag in the shape of a diamond, one they'll have to bring over to the counter to have engraved.]

I like the last one. It sounds like something you'd say.

[Good, good. Mayoi is part-way between wanting to encourage Tatsumi and also teasing him for selfish reasons of his own. He is a little surprised by his own boldness, but now that they were both in the thick of it, he is having trouble stifling his own needs and the longer he's around Tatsumi, the more he wants what Tatsumi keeps trying to hold back.]

[As he's pinned down, Mayoi let's a little gasp escape him, but it does not make his smile falter. Instead he gives a delighted little laugh and looks up at Tatsumi with something both adoring ...and hungry.]

I expect Tatsumi to be Tatsumi and he does not need to hold back in front of me.

[Being held down like this ...as it burns a flame in his gut that he willfully wishes to spread through the rest of his body. He writhes under Tatsumi's teeth, letting a filthy little noise escape him as Tatsumi's tongue finds his flushed skin.]

Blame meeee for your shattered control ...I-I am the one who is goading you into giving in, after aaaall~

That's because I said it!

[...girl do you ever stop being dumb as hell.

Ain is satisfied with that, though. It's sassy enough to get people to realise he's owned, but charming enough to where most people will laugh and go "oh, you!" or "your owner is so clever!" or something. It works. Therefore, they go to the counter to get that engraved and pay for everything, which means Ain needs to take the collar off so that it can be properly rung up by the girl running the shop.

He'll just let Vash put it back on him, once the tag is in place too. Whether that's here, or outside, or at the inn remains to be seen. The important bit is he's not doing it himself. There's something weirdly intimate about having Vash do it, and he's too far gone to figure out why. He just likes it. It's simple.]

[Ah, he has disappointed him. But ...he can't help the way his nerves dance at the thought of being anything other than someone who should walk behind him. Yet, despite that, he still seems concerned about his safety. Ah ...confusing signals.]

I-I see. I will ...I will try.

[But even that feels ...like a weak response. Ah, he is so worthless after all. His ears drop and he trembles a little under Tatsumi, shaking his head.]

I-I am sorry. I'm a pathetic and useless creature. I... I can't even follow the first orders given by you. I'm no good to anyone! I should have let them strike me down in the first place-!

[As much as he might think it's prudent to again admit that this isn't a side of him he likes... he hears that laugh, those words, that impossibly lewd sound, and he loses his composure for good. His hands rake down Mayoi's arms, then too eagerly start clawing at the buttons on his night shirt. A few of them go flying, but once Tatsumi has a little of Mayoi's skin exposed, he makes his own little animalistic noise of need and the clothing might as well be forgotten. He pulls the last button free with frantic energy.]

I've never seen this much of you... You're beautiful, Mayoi-san...

[Vash could put it back on in the pet store. He could even put it on in the inn, which would make it a lot more personal and intimate. But he's not really been able to do...much of anything openly with Ain pretty much ever, and this town is the closest he can and ever will get to that. Collaring your pets is not only normal, it's expected of their Owners. It won't be seen as unusual or strange; only the two of them will know there's a deeper undercurrent there, even if combined they don't have enough braincells to really get it.

Vash walks with Ain out into the snow, stopping only once they've reached an empty section of the sidewalk underneath a lamppost lit up for nighttime. They're in the town square presently, so there are a lot of people out right now, actually. Plenty of other humans and their pets...all of them plenty available to watch as Vash reaffixes the collar to Ain's neck, carefully clipping it into place.

Before he draws back, he brings two fingers to brush over the tag, causing it to make a soft jingling sound.]

There. You're mine, now.

[He gasps again, finding that shift surprising, but not unwelcome. The shirt is toast, but that was fine. He has others, it can be easily replaced. What can't be replaced is this opportunity to see a side of Tatsumi he's never seen before.]

[The sting of claws down his arms is enough to get a soft whine out of him, but little else. With his hands free now he reaches forward, pulling on Tatsumi's shirt.]

...Even like this, you are still so adoring and sweet. I thought as much.

[He does not pull with the same force as Tatsumi, but he is urgently trying to free him of his clothing.]

You must be burning alive... will you let me fix that for you...?

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i am robbing bakerstreet again

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Sigh. I'm sorry for her.

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