[You wouldn't kick a very pretty bird off the couch just because he's stolen the whole thing, right 🥺 he's just a little (6ft tall) guy—]

Mm! In jewels and shiny metals and feathers and such. [One of those things is more readily accessible than the others.] Like those pictures of old kings in museums, but less leopard print. I think leopard print is ugly.

[Thanks buddy.]

You'd look nice, I think. Maybe one day.

[If they're ever stable and/or Ain figures out how to rob a royal treasury.]

—we could get you a crown! It'll be so heavy, it might flatten your hair a little!