[The funny thing is, Vash does know about these things, because Rem did a good job of teaching the twins everything they needed to know to understand earth, humanity, and how it worked. That said, Vash still has a certain naivety that never left him even as he aged, and now that he’s over a century old…well, not much has changed. The sky is blue, water is wet, and Vash has been too focused on survival to ever touch an ass, much less get propositioned to touch one.
It takes him a moment. Then another…
Then, his face turns a comical shade of red.]
Oh! Oh. Oh, Ain, I- I’m sorry, I didn’t realize-
[He apologizes, as if Ain isn’t looking him in the eye like “you can touch but only if you can cash those checks you’re writing”.]
no subject
It takes him a moment. Then another…
Then, his face turns a comical shade of red.]
Oh! Oh. Oh, Ain, I- I’m sorry, I didn’t realize-
[He apologizes, as if Ain isn’t looking him in the eye like “you can touch but only if you can cash those checks you’re writing”.]
That your. Your wings were….yeah.