[Oh baby please understand he wants you to act up so badly, he has yet to break your spine.]

Correct. Haha... you really got sick that often? [boy.] What would you do without me? I almost wish you had stumbled upon me sooner.

[Actually, speaking of...]

...if you had met me too soon, though, you would've met me when I still had the underside of my hair dyed bright blue, and when I was a priest. So maybe not that much sooner.