[Vash like "teehee I think I can leave any time I want" and then Ain shows up like a wet rat on his doorstep 3 months later like :(
Anyway, they're never getting to that point, because Ain is too clingy to let things get that bad, and now he's been collared and he's trying not to be visibly dokis about it in the store.
The question of what the tag should say is beyond him, because Ain didn't get this far. In an ideal world, it would have Vash's name on it, but they can't really do that for obvious reasons. Not necessarily "we don't actually want to be known" reasons, just "if someone sees Vash's name on something they'll flip out" reasons. Which sucks.]
"If found, return to the pretty blonde man". [He's joking. Not about Vash being pretty but about what should be on the tag.] I actually don't know. How about...
[Moment of thought, then he lists off three things.]
"If I'm cute, you should see my owner" or "I'm not lost, please leave me alone" or "I know I'm cute, but you can't have me". Or something better, if you have anything, haha.
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Anyway, they're never getting to that point, because Ain is too clingy to let things get that bad, and now he's been collared and he's trying not to be visibly dokis about it in the store.
The question of what the tag should say is beyond him, because Ain didn't get this far. In an ideal world, it would have Vash's name on it, but they can't really do that for obvious reasons. Not necessarily "we don't actually want to be known" reasons, just "if someone sees Vash's name on something they'll flip out" reasons. Which sucks.]
"If found, return to the pretty blonde man". [He's joking. Not about Vash being pretty but about what should be on the tag.] I actually don't know. How about...
[Moment of thought, then he lists off three things.]
"If I'm cute, you should see my owner" or "I'm not lost, please leave me alone" or "I know I'm cute, but you can't have me". Or something better, if you have anything, haha.