Sorry, Ain doesn't mean to laugh, but the littlest chuckle does escape him. He's so sorry it's not funny he's not trying to be mean—]
I'm asking if you want to. The cleanup process can be a bit embarrassing the first time, if you're anything like I was. [Baby Ain voice: I have to what.] If you'd prefer to keep everything as not-messy as possible, we have plenty of condoms.
[And he'll steal more if it comes to it, sometimes public restrooms and men's health clinics have that shit sitting out for free, and Ain used to just take the entire basket and leave. The concept of "take 1" is lost on him.
He's not going to say "yes I would love to bust in your ass with no protection" or anything like that, because he doesn't want Vash's choice to be influenced by him. Sometimes, Ain has awareness. It's only for moments like this, though.]
I want you to be comfortable! [You know, before he breaks Vash's fucking spine.]
no subject
Sorry, Ain doesn't mean to laugh, but the littlest chuckle does escape him. He's so sorry it's not funny he's not trying to be mean—]
I'm asking if you want to. The cleanup process can be a bit embarrassing the first time, if you're anything like I was. [Baby Ain voice: I have to what.] If you'd prefer to keep everything as not-messy as possible, we have plenty of condoms.
[And he'll steal more if it comes to it, sometimes public restrooms and men's health clinics have that shit sitting out for free, and Ain used to just take the entire basket and leave. The concept of "take 1" is lost on him.
He's not going to say "yes I would love to bust in your ass with no protection" or anything like that, because he doesn't want Vash's choice to be influenced by him. Sometimes, Ain has awareness. It's only for moments like this, though.]
I want you to be comfortable! [You know, before he breaks Vash's fucking spine.]