[Thus spoke the man who doesn't understand emotions like, at all, but go off sweetie. At least he gets this much. At least he figured it out somehow.]
It's... I've never been... I've had crushes before, I think, but never something like this. [And we don't need to go over his crushes or his escapades, nope, the man discovered dick and realised he could put his mouth on it and it was over.] I didn't think you'd feel the same, though.
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[Thus spoke the man who doesn't understand emotions like, at all, but go off sweetie. At least he gets this much. At least he figured it out somehow.]
It's... I've never been... I've had crushes before, I think, but never something like this. [And we don't need to go over his crushes or his escapades, nope, the man discovered dick and realised he could put his mouth on it and it was over.] I didn't think you'd feel the same, though.
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Are you crying? You're shivering.
[Please don't cry on him he's very small (6'0")—]