Dachsologie is a horrible pillow. He gets upset if you move too much, or touch his feathers a certain way. He wants to be pampered.

[That dog is gonna be the death of him, he swears.]

He also likes to shred things, steal objects for his hoard, [exactly like Ain,] and he loves mud. He's not as squishy and soft and cute as you are, but don't tell him I said so!