Oh, you poor thing. Did it hurt? You can barely speak!
( she might sound sincere if she wasn't grinning like a cat about to eat the canary, honestly. but he is about her age- an intern, maybe? then others are probably close behind. what was the floor plan below them again...? mammoth is lingering behind him, ready to jump in as needed- maybe they'll break the floor beneath him. )
What are you going to do, hero? Even if you weren't outnumbered, the dice still wouldn't roll in your favor. It's just bad luck, you know?
( thankfully, for smash and grabs she doesn't need to coordinate too much. they're not here to hurt- just to cause trouble and go. the fancier the stuff they do steal, the better the grade, of course, and they get to keep some things too. but he really is making it hard for her! so rude, these self-righteous heroes. )
we're just... gonna Do This I Guess
( she might sound sincere if she wasn't grinning like a cat about to eat the canary, honestly. but he is about her age- an intern, maybe? then others are probably close behind. what was the floor plan below them again...? mammoth is lingering behind him, ready to jump in as needed- maybe they'll break the floor beneath him. )
What are you going to do, hero? Even if you weren't outnumbered, the dice still wouldn't roll in your favor. It's just bad luck, you know?
( thankfully, for smash and grabs she doesn't need to coordinate too much. they're not here to hurt- just to cause trouble and go. the fancier the stuff they do steal, the better the grade, of course, and they get to keep some things too. but he really is making it hard for her! so rude, these self-righteous heroes. )