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PET PERSON MEME

>> premise

Hello, and welcome to The Care and Keeping of Your Pet! As you surely know, a pet is a big responsibility, and we're so glad you've decided to be a concientious master. A safe pet is a happy pet, and this handbook is certain to keep your precious lifelong friend as content as can be.

The history of the animal person is a long and difficult one, with their origins not being known even to this day. However, scientists believe that despite our common appearance - most animal people have humanoid forms except for the ears, tails, and sometimes teeth - we share no common ancestry, even if the ascent of this species corresponds with that of the homo sapien. We gained dominance over each breed thousands of years ago, beginning with the dog type, who have long been considered "man's best friend." Most breeds these days are docile and perfect for owners of any speed.

Of course, it is our duty as the superior species to take care of these animal creatures, and this is inherent in their genetic makeup. Everyone knows that an animal person, when matched with their correct human master, is loyal for life - a true "soulmate," if you will. Far be it for us to turn this away! Ever since the Great Domestication, these intelligent and loving animals have served us as friends, workmates, guardians, servants, and sexual companions and will for years to come. Despite recent hubbub from so-called "Pet People's Rights Activists," this way of life is wholesome and good. Scientific research shows that the natural desire of the pet person is to be owned and cared for by a human.

So, it's your first pet. What do you need to know?

As previously stated, pet people come in as many breeds as you can possibly think of. By far and away the most popular are the dog and cat types, but exotic birds and lizards have been gaining popularity among trendsetters from L.A. to Tokyo!
All pet types are best suited for certain jobs, and when hunting for one, it is best to search for a type that suits your needs best.
However, a "True Match" - when a pet person bonds with you and only you for the rest of their natural lives - comes naturally, and sometimes takes time before you can find the pet you will be able to give a forever home to.
According to all current research, pet people are completely sentient and like us in many ways. However, it is important to remember that they have many animalistic and feral characteristics. Do not be foolish and think that your pet is a person, despite the facts that many are clothed and may be allowed to read, write, and have "hobbies." Some traditional pet owners may eschew these frivolities, and that is within their right.
Pet people age more quickly than humans, at least physically, and many types have long lifespans. It is not uncommon for pets to be passed through the family. When getting your child their first pet, it's important to keep in mind that just because the pup is tiny now, a grown pet can be jumpy around a small child.
It is important to train a pet. Discipline will be necessary. This does not make you a bad owner. Failure to train early will result in a rebellious pet. Training is especially important if you want your pet to serve as a household servant.
Remember, your pet will be extremely protective of you, especially if you are Truly Bonded. It is best to socialize them early. A socialized pet is a perfect family pet.
These days, unowned and unbonded pet people are allowed to live as strays or "Frees" in certain designated areas. Some even hold "jobs." This is against their best interest, and owners who adopt these strays are to be rewarded. Still, the best place to get pets are from liscenced kennels or breeders.
Some masters find it beneficial to participate in activities with their pets, such as shows and other competitions.
Finally, much has been made about the sexual relationship between pet and master. This is a normal facet of the bond, and humans are sure to find pet people sexually alluring. But beyond that, it is only responsible and prudent for owners to care for their pet's needs. It is a well-known fact that the libidos of pet people are remarkably strong, and when they go into heat, it is usually more convenient for a master to relieve them. There is no risk of pregnancy. All rumors of hybrids are urban legends.
Despite this, masters must remember to not view their pets as romantic partners. Humans should stay with humans.

With that said, thank you and welcome to your first day as a pet's master!

>> how to play

Needless to say, The Care and Keeping of Your Pet is a bit biased and full of propaganda, but it gives a good idea of the world your character is now AU's into. They are either a pet person or a human master, and what that means for them varies.

So are they a devoted pet or a rebellious animal person looking to buck the system? A generous master or a cruel sexual sadist? Just a normal pet owner? Most likely they're something in between, but when you're raised in this world, it's difficult to see anything different on the horizon.

Rules

Comment with your character and say whether they'd be a master or a pet. Ideally, they could be played as both. Mention what kind of each they'd be and what they'd be like, (ie: "Xx-chan is a bunny girl who is happy to please her master" or "Asterothia is a cat boy who is aloof but loyal to his true master"). For pets, be sure to include features ("wolf ears, tail, teeth).

REMEMBER, pet does not automatically equal submissive and master automatically equal dominant. This is not a BDSM setting though BDSM can be included. How far you want to go with the actual "pet" aspect is up to you, as well. Your pet could just be your slightly-furry roommate or soulmate!
Comment to others.
Play out the scene.

>> prompts

This by no means an all-inclusive list, but it should get you going in the right direction.

First Time Pet/Owner: Usually, pets are gotten at a young age; you're an old dog. Can you learn new tricks?
True Bond: What all masters and pets yearn for...the pet's loyalty and adoration for life.
Love: It's expected for masters to love their pets, but to love them? Romance is strictly forbidden.
Old "Couple": Master and pet have grown together and know each other. You know, know each other.
Loss of Master: The pet has lost their master, perhaps even their True Bond. Is it possible to move on?
Young Master/Older Pet: Pets age quicker than masters, so it's possible to end up with a bit of an "age" difference.
Family Pet: This pet's been raised as part of the family. What happens when their feelings for a family member get more than platonic.
For Your Protection: You don't want to be a master, but you have to take in a pet for their protection lest they be in danger from the general public.
Stray: You're a stray or a "Free." Can you live like this with your biology screaming for you to make a match?
Servant: You're more servant than pet.
All Sex, All the Time: The only purpose for this pet is to service the master, and not in a way that means cleaning their house.
Guard: You're a loyal bodyguard, a service pet. You'll do anything for your master. Anything.
Pet Play: This is for those who prefer to keep their animals on leashes, have them eat from bowls, and keep away from clothing.
Breaking In: Training is important with any pet.
In Love with Another Master...or Pet: To lust after another's master is no better than treason, and to wish to be with another pet just cruel!
Punishment: Bad dog, no nookie!
Heat: All pets go into heat, and it's the responsibility of the owner to take care of this problem. After all, unchecked dry humping kills thousands every year.
Breeding: Breeders know the best qualities in each type and mate the cream of the crop together to continue lines. It's a hobby for some, a calling for others.
Territorial: Hey, hey, other dog person! This is your apartment. Stay the fuck out!
Kennel: Kennels are where unadopted pets are kept. They're generally agreed to be depressing places. Why not volunteer at one, keeping the pets healthy and happy with the kind of affection only humans can show?
Rebelling Against the System: Damn the Man! Pet people are people, too! Just be careful not to get talk. You know what happens to bad pets.
Instant Attraction: You ever just look at someone and know they're the one? That they're...your master? But what if you've been trying to fight it? Well, don't try!
Dominant Pet: You might be the pet, but you call the shots, at least in the bedroom.
Pet Show: Everyone wants to show off how perfect their animal is. Look at that ass! And you'll never believe their special skills...
Therapeutic: Pets, especially those bred for their kindliness, are perfect therapy for those who've been through trauma and heartache.
Jealousy: Who's that around your master? Oh, hell no. They better not be touching them!
Petting: Pet people are absolutely gaga for being touched. Even the most steely ones turn to mush for rubs.
Games: Playing with your pet and giving them exercise is a key to happiness. Of course, with a pet person, you might want to use other toys instead of a ball.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

Haha, photosynthesis?

[It's probably abundantly clear to Vash now why everyone said "go to the library and get Ain books" and possibly why Noah pointed out that he blows through them fast. Ain enjoys reading; it's one of few ways he can figure out what the hell is going on. Common knowledge sometimes blows past him still, but at least he knows about plants.]

Most of them do, but there are a few that eat insects. Like these. These are Venus flytraps, but they don't eat only flies. They will attempt to digest whatever is in their "mouths". [Shuffles.] And these are Cape Sundew. Do you see those little fronds with droplets at the end? They curl around prey and immobilize them.

Aren't they cool?

[...Ain has gathered a small herd of curious children, who are very fascinated to hear the bird man speak about plants.]

Yeah, that!

[Oh, hello children. Vash raises an arm when he feels a child bump into him trying to get closer, leaning up against the railing to both try to see the plants and also hear Ain better. He also notices the child has a pair of tiny floppy puppy ears and a tail that's wagging a mile a minute, oh no they're pets oh nOOOOOOOOO

Despite the...somewhat macabre subject matter, Vash is smiling at Ain like he just realized, oh, my bird is so smart and pretty wow...I'm so lucky....]

They're very cool. I didn't even know they existed, and here you are knowing so much about them!

[One of the children is hopping, trying to see over the railing. Pls help]

[It's probably inappropriate to just scoop the kid up, but Ain has... no idea how social conventions work, and the mother seems fine with this. So, Ain picks up a kid and sets the kid on the railing, though he holds on to make sure they don't fall.]

Haha, I read a lot of books. Mr. Shadow and his roommate have a big collection here, but I've gotten my hands on some while I was outside, too.

[and they were roommates]

It's hard to see, but one of the Venus flytraps just caught something. It has its mouth closed. See?

[Is he saying this to the hoard of children or Vash? The answer is yes. Ain isn't really sure if the traps "caught" food so much as "a worker probably fed it", but still.

Either way, kids are squirrelly, and when they're done looking they're done. Ain returns the kid he sort of stole back to their mother and waves goodbye to the crowd. They're all walking the opposite direction, it seems. Kidless and with less little toes to accidentally step on, Ain takes Vash's hand again.]

[The good news is that every child has a parent here keeping an eye on them, so Ain scooping that child is less of a problem than it could have been. They're very happy about being able to get a better look at the "bug eating plants", as some of the kids have taken to calling them. And when Ain points out that one of them just caught something, all of the children- including Vash- go wooooooow. Wow, so cool.

But then, the kids have dispersed and Ain's impromptu zoo exhibit has ended. Vash chuckles as he stands back up and Ain takes his hand, ready to move on-

When something catches his eye in the distance. He perks up, quite literally like a dog if he weren't a Plant Boy, and starts walking ahead unprompted.]

...Ain, come this way.

[:D?]

Okay, haha. What did you see?

[He just let's himself be tugged on like, oh boy we're on an adventure how fun!]

[TUGGING AIN FORWARD come on boyfriend-

Vash seems to be leading him towards a clearing of sorts near the end of the garden path with yet More flowers, and while it's not the massive, sprawling field he rememebrs...

There is a small section of red flowers that he stops in front of, immediately dropping to his knees to get a closer look. The little plaque under them reads Geranium.]

Ain, look...aren't they pretty?

They're so cute and dainty. Do you like these?

[Because Ain will steal you some from topside— but he crouches down at Vash's side to get a good look. Ah... They're really cute, actually. So tiny and fragile.]

Your eyes are sparkling.

[Vash nods, wishing he could get closer but knowing climbing into where the flowers are would probably get him in big trouble. Instead he just observes them as best he can, wondering if they smell just like he remembers.]

Red has always been my favorite color...and these were the first flowers I ever saw.

Really?

[Urge to steal rising—]

...I'll keep that in mind. Maybe there's something cute I can get you with geraniums on it, like the clip you gave me. And there's plenty of red things I can decorate you with, I bet! Red and gold... rubies, maybe. Rubies and pretty flowers...

[who's gonna tell Vash that Ain wants to mate with him real bad—]

[Ain is going to have to, because Vash as it turns out is still thinking about when Ain mentioned "mating" to him the first time. It still lives rent free in his brain, forever.

Also please don't...don't steal the garden flowers....

He nods a little though, looking wistful.]

Mmmhm. That would be nice...I didn't even know there would be flowers like these down here, so.

[He's pleasantly surprised, if a little- briefly- homesick over it.]

[Ain scoots and then drapes himself over Vash, hugging him from behind with his arms loosely around the man's neck.]

Aww, haha!! Surprise! I bet there's a little shop at the end with geranium-somethings in it. [Probably not an actual seed starter as that will be difficult without the proper environmental controls, but...] I'll get you anything you want. You'll be so pretty...

[starts happy twittering in Vash's ear hi he loves youuuuu]

Anything I want? That's a little dangerous...

[Not really, not when there's a bartering system down here. Would they make Ain work for a week if he bought everything, we just don't know.

Vash shifts a little, turning his head over his shoulder so he can kiss Ain on the cheek.]

You want to go look now?

Yes! If you're done.

[If Vash wants to stare at the flowers longer, Ain's okay with it. When they do go, though... Whenever they reach the end of the gardens, there's the shop, yes, (a great way to get free garden maintenance from visitors), but there's also a small clearing where they're advertising being able to make flower crowns. And

Ain veers toward that, dragging Vash with him. Sorry baby one more thing. He pushes Vash down by the shoulders to get him to sit in the grass, gets some flowers, and plonks down in front of him to start weaving.]

These don't last forever, but I got a bunch of red and pink ones.

[Weave weave weave.]

We can look at the shop afterwards! I want to put a crown on you.

[Vash is Fully expecting to just go straight into the shop, so when Ain drags him off to a different location instead, he lets out a soft noise of surprise, pivots on his heel, and allows himself to be marched in that direction. Oh, okay, he's being sat down in the grass now hello-]

Oh, okay!

[He'll sit criss-cross, then, putting his hands on either knee as he watches Ain deftly weave the flowers into a crown, like he's done this a hundred times before.]

What flowers are these?

These ones are chrysanthemums, and these pink ones are roses. It'll be a really heavy crown, but that's alright.

[He has done this before. Rena taught him and Noah both one day, and Ain is great at memorizing; he's only done it a few times, but he clearly hasn't forgotten how. All in all, it's a quick little craft, no longer than twenty minutes before Ain is plopping the crown on Vash's head.]

There! You look princely.

[Ooh... He wants to kiss..... Sigh.]

All you need now are some butterflies to swarm you, and some bees...

B-bees? I don’t know about that…

[That gets Vash laughing good naturedly as he reaches up to feel the crown gently, brushing over the petals with his fingertips before confirming that it is indeed a good crown.

He won’t be getting up, though, until he scoops up one of the fallen blossoms off the grass and tucks it behind Ain’s ear.]

And now we match.

[Aaaaa—

Ain isn't expecting Vash to be all adorable at him, and his immediate reaction is to get that gay-deer-in-headlights look. He turns pink, bites his lower lip, and then sort of wrings his hands in his lap.

Imagine telling a guy all the cute things you wanna do to him and then shutting down the second he's remotely romantic back. Ain is embarrassing.]

W-we match, [he stammers, having a Gay Crisis in the back of his mind that literally everyone in the area is bearing witness to.] Aha... Wow.

[As if he needed the reminder that he's gay. Hoo boy.]

...come on. Let's go to the shop. Anything you want, remember?

[Ain really out here telling Vash he loves and wants to kiss him in public, yet he turns into a schoolboy over a flower in his hair…just wait until Vash starts- gasp- holding doors open for him.

He chuckles, taking Ain’s hand again as he pushes himself up from the grass, dusting grass off his pants as he goes.]

I would have made one for you too, but I’m not sure I’d be very good at it, haha.

[He has both arms at his disposal again, but at what cost…

Off to the shop though! It’s a quaint little affair, with various little trinkets for people to barter for. Vash isn’t quite sure what he might want, especially since a lot of what is here are actual plants and seeds, which- while tempting- probably isn’t a good idea since he’s not sure what the future is going to hold in terms of him and Ain staying here.

There are various flower themed accessories though, as well as things with fake flowers attached. Vash, who is not very fashion forward, seems a bit overwhelmed.]

[Ain has no sense of fashion (look at him), but he's gunning it to anything that is either a) red or b) looks like a geranium or possibly is one. Vash has expressed his interest, and Ain is on a quest, okay. He will not forget Anything Vash has ever told him about his interests. He's going to decorate the hell out of you—

Anyway, he makes a beeline toward a display filled with, surprise surprise, shiny jewellery — and if and when Vash follows him, Ain holds various pieces up to him like he's a fashion designer getting a model ready for the runway. Ain has a two-second long thought process about this, though. It's either "good" or it's "not good" and in the latter's case, whatever he grabbed goes back on the shelf.

He's trying not to grab too much. But also, anything extra can stay at Ain's apartment if they decide to leave again, can't it...? Hm. With that in mind, Vash is getting a brooch, and then several necklaces with various red flowers on them, and a bracelet...]

[Oh my god, AIN-

This may be Vash’s first experience with really being decorated to the nines by his bird, and it’s quite amusing. He stands there like a mannequin as all manner of things are put on his person, things he never could have possibly afforded on his own. Which leads him to ask, laughing helplessly-]

Can we afford all of this, Ain?

[Like yes yall don’t have to pay MONEY but also-]

[Oh it's only gonna get worse from here honey—]

It's fine. I'll just have to work for a week.

[And he won't mind it, because it's better than sitting on his ass (he's read through the entire Warrior Cats series okay, he was sick for a week, he knows about Firestar he was there he witnessed it). Plus, he likes this place. Plants are friends. And he'll be allowed to poke them while he's watering the more delicate ones. He might be able to figure out what the hell those baseball plants or whatever are about.

Eventually, Ain does find a bracelet with geraniums on it, and that's what he considers to be the most important haul. Y'know, alongside necklaces and a brooch and other things. The brooch can clip onto his coat and be out of the way.

Bird brain is happy. :)]

Did you want anything else? [ain did you even give him a choice in the first place]

I can come help you! I love plants…and helping Ciel with the dishes wasn’t so bad.

[They can water the flowers together and be very gay while Vash holds Ain back from worshing in the fish pond.

At this point though, Vash has Ain’s ribbon around his good wrist, along with the new geranium bracelet right above it. It feels like both of his lives merging, bittersweet yet happy as he brushes his thumb over the metal.]

…I love this, though. All of it. Thank you, Ain.

[Ain hums like he's really thinking about letting Vash do work, buuuut... okay. Sure. Vash can do work. Ain agrees to it, and with that, he'll go tell the lady running shop right now that they will be back to work for a week for all of this. She seems very enthused with these antics, but she is Also A Bird and has been watching Ain go feral for the last twenty minutes. Like girl you are down bad and have no self-control. Remind her to lock the shiny things up while you work here.

With that squared away, Ain leads Vash out so that they can head toward their fancy lunch now. Hand-in-hand, as always, and it's only when they're on the "streets" again that he bothers to speak up.]

You don't have to thank me. You're so dashing with your crown on! [And now Vash smells like flowers. Cute...] I love you! You look so pretty!!

[Ugh. There’s something about Ain just freely being able to say “I love you” that strikes Vash directly in the heart. It makes him wish he’d said something so much sooner. You mean to tell him he could have had this months ago? Wack.

He tightens his grip on Ain’s hand, bumping gently into him as they head back out and leave the gardens behind. The flowers are very much still there though, on his head and adorning every square visible inch of his person. It’s more finery than he’s ever owned, yet it makes him feel special because Ain picked it all out. Wanted.]

I love you too.

[He murmurs back, leaning over to press his nose briefly to Ain’s hair. To…nuzzle him? Smell him? It’s hard to say beyond Vash just wanting more contact and being unsure how to express the affection, but he’s seen other breeds of pets do this before. Surely nobody is going to look at him like why is that human doing that to their pet—]

I’m glad we went to the mountains, but I almost wish we’d come here sooner. This place is even safer than that was.

[Haha]

[Ain will take nuzzles, okay. No one is really looking, they're kind of Used To Vash... he's a quirky weird human and that's okay because if he's here that means he needs to be.]

We can stay for a while. Besides, everyone else seems to like you! Even Mr. Ancient does, and that's surprising! [Kindof notreally, Add tends to act like a typical aloof feline like "oh I don't like you" but then he wants attention, and like, that's as close to friendship as you get with him.] We don't have to worry about money as long as we work.

[Though, it's likely that they'll eventually be sent upstairs to bring supplies back in some manner. Vash likely won't be — his reputation precedes him — but Ain almost certainly will find himself topside at one point. That's fine, he's done it before, he just has to avoid the 1% chance he finds Ishmael or his siblings roaming about and being Catholic.

Maybe he'll ask Vash to leave hickeys on him before he goes just in case, ha—]

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