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PET PERSON MEME

>> premise

Hello, and welcome to The Care and Keeping of Your Pet! As you surely know, a pet is a big responsibility, and we're so glad you've decided to be a concientious master. A safe pet is a happy pet, and this handbook is certain to keep your precious lifelong friend as content as can be.

The history of the animal person is a long and difficult one, with their origins not being known even to this day. However, scientists believe that despite our common appearance - most animal people have humanoid forms except for the ears, tails, and sometimes teeth - we share no common ancestry, even if the ascent of this species corresponds with that of the homo sapien. We gained dominance over each breed thousands of years ago, beginning with the dog type, who have long been considered "man's best friend." Most breeds these days are docile and perfect for owners of any speed.

Of course, it is our duty as the superior species to take care of these animal creatures, and this is inherent in their genetic makeup. Everyone knows that an animal person, when matched with their correct human master, is loyal for life - a true "soulmate," if you will. Far be it for us to turn this away! Ever since the Great Domestication, these intelligent and loving animals have served us as friends, workmates, guardians, servants, and sexual companions and will for years to come. Despite recent hubbub from so-called "Pet People's Rights Activists," this way of life is wholesome and good. Scientific research shows that the natural desire of the pet person is to be owned and cared for by a human.

So, it's your first pet. What do you need to know?

As previously stated, pet people come in as many breeds as you can possibly think of. By far and away the most popular are the dog and cat types, but exotic birds and lizards have been gaining popularity among trendsetters from L.A. to Tokyo!
All pet types are best suited for certain jobs, and when hunting for one, it is best to search for a type that suits your needs best.
However, a "True Match" - when a pet person bonds with you and only you for the rest of their natural lives - comes naturally, and sometimes takes time before you can find the pet you will be able to give a forever home to.
According to all current research, pet people are completely sentient and like us in many ways. However, it is important to remember that they have many animalistic and feral characteristics. Do not be foolish and think that your pet is a person, despite the facts that many are clothed and may be allowed to read, write, and have "hobbies." Some traditional pet owners may eschew these frivolities, and that is within their right.
Pet people age more quickly than humans, at least physically, and many types have long lifespans. It is not uncommon for pets to be passed through the family. When getting your child their first pet, it's important to keep in mind that just because the pup is tiny now, a grown pet can be jumpy around a small child.
It is important to train a pet. Discipline will be necessary. This does not make you a bad owner. Failure to train early will result in a rebellious pet. Training is especially important if you want your pet to serve as a household servant.
Remember, your pet will be extremely protective of you, especially if you are Truly Bonded. It is best to socialize them early. A socialized pet is a perfect family pet.
These days, unowned and unbonded pet people are allowed to live as strays or "Frees" in certain designated areas. Some even hold "jobs." This is against their best interest, and owners who adopt these strays are to be rewarded. Still, the best place to get pets are from liscenced kennels or breeders.
Some masters find it beneficial to participate in activities with their pets, such as shows and other competitions.
Finally, much has been made about the sexual relationship between pet and master. This is a normal facet of the bond, and humans are sure to find pet people sexually alluring. But beyond that, it is only responsible and prudent for owners to care for their pet's needs. It is a well-known fact that the libidos of pet people are remarkably strong, and when they go into heat, it is usually more convenient for a master to relieve them. There is no risk of pregnancy. All rumors of hybrids are urban legends.
Despite this, masters must remember to not view their pets as romantic partners. Humans should stay with humans.

With that said, thank you and welcome to your first day as a pet's master!

>> how to play

Needless to say, The Care and Keeping of Your Pet is a bit biased and full of propaganda, but it gives a good idea of the world your character is now AU's into. They are either a pet person or a human master, and what that means for them varies.

So are they a devoted pet or a rebellious animal person looking to buck the system? A generous master or a cruel sexual sadist? Just a normal pet owner? Most likely they're something in between, but when you're raised in this world, it's difficult to see anything different on the horizon.

Rules

Comment with your character and say whether they'd be a master or a pet. Ideally, they could be played as both. Mention what kind of each they'd be and what they'd be like, (ie: "Xx-chan is a bunny girl who is happy to please her master" or "Asterothia is a cat boy who is aloof but loyal to his true master"). For pets, be sure to include features ("wolf ears, tail, teeth).

REMEMBER, pet does not automatically equal submissive and master automatically equal dominant. This is not a BDSM setting though BDSM can be included. How far you want to go with the actual "pet" aspect is up to you, as well. Your pet could just be your slightly-furry roommate or soulmate!
Comment to others.
Play out the scene.

>> prompts

This by no means an all-inclusive list, but it should get you going in the right direction.

First Time Pet/Owner: Usually, pets are gotten at a young age; you're an old dog. Can you learn new tricks?
True Bond: What all masters and pets yearn for...the pet's loyalty and adoration for life.
Love: It's expected for masters to love their pets, but to love them? Romance is strictly forbidden.
Old "Couple": Master and pet have grown together and know each other. You know, know each other.
Loss of Master: The pet has lost their master, perhaps even their True Bond. Is it possible to move on?
Young Master/Older Pet: Pets age quicker than masters, so it's possible to end up with a bit of an "age" difference.
Family Pet: This pet's been raised as part of the family. What happens when their feelings for a family member get more than platonic.
For Your Protection: You don't want to be a master, but you have to take in a pet for their protection lest they be in danger from the general public.
Stray: You're a stray or a "Free." Can you live like this with your biology screaming for you to make a match?
Servant: You're more servant than pet.
All Sex, All the Time: The only purpose for this pet is to service the master, and not in a way that means cleaning their house.
Guard: You're a loyal bodyguard, a service pet. You'll do anything for your master. Anything.
Pet Play: This is for those who prefer to keep their animals on leashes, have them eat from bowls, and keep away from clothing.
Breaking In: Training is important with any pet.
In Love with Another Master...or Pet: To lust after another's master is no better than treason, and to wish to be with another pet just cruel!
Punishment: Bad dog, no nookie!
Heat: All pets go into heat, and it's the responsibility of the owner to take care of this problem. After all, unchecked dry humping kills thousands every year.
Breeding: Breeders know the best qualities in each type and mate the cream of the crop together to continue lines. It's a hobby for some, a calling for others.
Territorial: Hey, hey, other dog person! This is your apartment. Stay the fuck out!
Kennel: Kennels are where unadopted pets are kept. They're generally agreed to be depressing places. Why not volunteer at one, keeping the pets healthy and happy with the kind of affection only humans can show?
Rebelling Against the System: Damn the Man! Pet people are people, too! Just be careful not to get talk. You know what happens to bad pets.
Instant Attraction: You ever just look at someone and know they're the one? That they're...your master? But what if you've been trying to fight it? Well, don't try!
Dominant Pet: You might be the pet, but you call the shots, at least in the bedroom.
Pet Show: Everyone wants to show off how perfect their animal is. Look at that ass! And you'll never believe their special skills...
Therapeutic: Pets, especially those bred for their kindliness, are perfect therapy for those who've been through trauma and heartache.
Jealousy: Who's that around your master? Oh, hell no. They better not be touching them!
Petting: Pet people are absolutely gaga for being touched. Even the most steely ones turn to mush for rubs.
Games: Playing with your pet and giving them exercise is a key to happiness. Of course, with a pet person, you might want to use other toys instead of a ball.

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[Ciel just laughs. Yeah, he'd expect nothing less from this guy who seems to be a black hole, but that's fine with him. Lu is also a black hole, he has to keep her alive too.]

Alright, the special for you, and I'm assuming the to-go is for Ain. Is he still holding up alright?

[Ciel does not ask Add nor Raven what they want; he already knows. He's been cooking for them for years.]

He's doing a little better. He's congested and still has a fever, but he's staying in bed.

[And complaining about it, which means he's definitely probably on the road to recovery, one would hope.]

He said he wanted something sweet...and the crepes sound like they'd be sweet!

[Ain Facts! The bitchier he is about being sick the more he's on the road to recovery. Ain is typically an asshole when he's sick, five times worse than usual. The passive-aggression just becomes aggression.]

That's hardly surprising. He usually gravitates toward sweets. Surely you can convince him to eat real food sometime. [This is coming from a place of love and exhaustion both, as Ciel has this battle with Lu every single fucking day.] I'll get that started for you. Hang tight.

[It doesn't take long to make crepes; it does, however, take time to make a full Raven-sized continental breakfast. He's a big dude, okay.

That said, they can all make small talk until Ciel returns to push food at them. Vash will have his crepes (Ain's will be made before the group heads out), alongside a fizzy lemonade that Ciel concocted despite Vash not ordering a drink. Hi. He thinks he has your tastes pegged. :)]

[Vash...will try his best. He cannot promise he will succeed. Ain has proven himself to be very...persuasive...especially given the fact Vash also loves sweets. They're kindof a match made in hell in that regard.

That said, by the time their breakfast does come around, Vash is starving. He makes sure to Woaaaah appropriately at the veritable banquet Ciel hauls out for Raven, though it's not like he has anything to be jealous over when he's got delicious blueberry crepes to look forward to. The drink, however, is definitely unexpected, and it's what Vash goes for first because he's not NOT going to try it.]

Mm! This is really good!

[You see, Ciel's food is very fancy, he does not scrimp on the presentation.]

I thought you might like it. [Ciel is eerily confident in that statement.] Let me know if you need anything. As for the topic of payment, I'll need dishwashers later this evening, if the three of you feel like helping me close up shop.

[Normally he'd actually send them out to get a delivery for him, because there's a certain tea they haven't been able to cultivate down here... but sending Vash Upstairs is going to get him in trouble, so. Dishes. He can do that with one arm, they'll help.]

Oh, is that all?

["Is that all", he says, because he honestly would move the world for these people if he could. Obviously he can't do much with only one arm, but dishes he's pretty sure he can swing, provided Ciel doesn't mind that he's a little bit slow at it.]

I'll come by after I've brought Ain his breakfast and spent a little time with him. He's slept in kindof late, so he might be a little lonely if I stay out for too long without coming back.

[Oh. Oh no he's already wrapped around Ain's finger, it's already too late...]

I did say "this evening", Vash. You've got plenty of time.

[With an added "enjoy your meal", Ciel goes about taking more orders. Seems like more people are coming in here as they speak.

Meanwhile, the other two like: Yeah Vash is definitely simping for Ain. Ain has mysterious powers over men like that where he gets them all wrapped around his finger and they'll do Everything for him. This is the personal opinion of Add specifically.]

Just make sure he drinks water, [Raven interjects, between a mouthful of eggs,] but I figure you know that already.

[Listen Vash would help you ALL DAY if you let him, Ciel, just saying.

That said...it is time to Eat. Vash is no stranger to talking with his mouth full, so if Raven is going to do that, then he's just going to have to follow suit. Sorry Add.]

Mmhh, f'course! He drank a whole bottle of water before we left, so he's prolly' fine.

[And Vash refilled the bottle! So he figures he'll be drinking on that while he's gone. He has nothing else to drink, unless he has the energy to get up and get something (he does not).]

I gave him some more medicine too. I checked the bottle for the dosage, so I figured it was okay.

[Please don't let him overdose his bf accidentally]

[Yes, well, Ciel has to share Vash with others so—]

It's probably a good idea. I'm sure he'll be alright, Vash. If he chugged water and immediately demanded sweets...

[The flu will not stop this bird from requesting the unhealthiest thing possible. He is hungry, you see, he wants sugar. Sugar solves life's problems. This is also why Add is having sugar of his own, some chocolate Belgian waffles. Raven... is not having sugar but that's fine, his problems are solved by the sheer amount of protein he's eating.

Anyway, they eat breakfast... or brunch, rather, and nothing much happens. People come and go, someone trades Ciel some fresh fruit for an apple pie, Lu comes in at some point to practically demand gelato before walking out (apparently up to something today, who knows what, but she waves as she goes)... and then they're finished, and Ciel comes to collect their plates and remind them to come by tonight to help him close up shop.

From there, it's off to the library to go grab books. The library isn't that far of a walk away, just a few blocks down the underground city. Add remembers about halfway through that he promised to punch lightning, so. That'll be for... in a bit.

The library isn't so much a library as much it is a little space with accumulated books that people borrow and donate to, a few rooms but nothing super substantial. It's technically not run by the small cat at the counter, who's clearly just a teenager and too young to be running a whole building by himself, but he's here helping because it's really all he can do and—

Big, blue-white eyes lock on Vash and his tail fluffs up six sizes. Alarm! Shock! A person! Who is this help—]

U-um—

[Noah is very small please be nice to him :(]

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[Vash really enjoys his breakfast, as it turns out. He thanks Ciel several times for everything, both the crepes and eggs AND the lemonade he didn't even ask for, and promises he'll be back as soon as possible to help close up shop. After that, he gathers up the bag with Ain's share inside before they head out. He's still marveling over how much food Raven ate...that's even more than he could put away, he's pretty sure.

The library is next, and Vash...hasn't been to a proper library in years, and it's hard to call it a "proper" one when big, nice, publically funded libraries are only available in the big cities where he also happens to be very, very wanted. So...yeah, it's been a while. This little library of sorts is probably the first he's seen in a very long time. He's going to have to limit himself so he doesn't end up picking out more books than Ain could possibly read.

He stops short as they enter, because he's not expecting to see a young man standing at the counter, much less one that spooks immediately upon seeing him. He balks, remembering himself, and draws back a little so he's more in step with Raven and Add. See! He's friendly! He can't wave though, his only hand is occupied by a bag.]

Ah, hello! We're here to check out some books, if you don't mind.

[Sorry Add has already veered off toward where they keep the nerd shit, he's gone, good luck tho.]

U-um. You can just... do... that. The... um. W-we just ask that y-you bring them back within a week. I'm sorry.

[Why is he sorry? Well that's because he's skittish and small and please be nice to him Clamor is out right now :(]

It's alright, Noah. This is Vash. He's Ain's boyfriend. Vash, this is Noah.

O-oh. Um... hi. I'm sorry. [He will continue to be sorry, mostly for existing, and also for being skittish—]

[Oh. Oh no. Honey...why are you so fear...Vash looks a little sheepish, a touch worried that it might be him. Is he scared of him? Is it because he's human...passing? He glances briefly towards Raven, as if for guidance, before deciding this will probably be something best tackled on his own. He should just leave Noah be and go looking for books, but...Vash can't just walk off from him like that.

Instead, he smiles at Noah and inclines his head slightly.]

It's good to meet you, Noah! I promise we'll bring them back on time.

[Then, after a pause, he asks:]

Do you have any fictional books, by the way? I think Ain would enjoy those the most.

U-um... Hi. [Wait shit he said that already— oh no why is he the WORST.] We have a lot. They're in the section over here...

[Please follow him, he is very small. A whole 5'3". His tail is at least a little less floofed up, as he brings Vash to a small section dedicated to fiction books.]

These are the romance books... and the fantasy books are here. These are sci-fi, and these are mystery... Um, and we take donations, if you have anything you don't want anymore. I-I recommend...

[Noah pulls down a book he almost can't reach from the top shelf, reaaaaaaching his little hands out and standing up on his tiptoes to pull it down by the corner of the spine.]

...this one. It's a romance book... I thought it was good.

[He's so sorry he keeps making you be social Noah, Vash just doesn't know anything else...at least he's very polite and careful as he follows Noah through the rows of books, leaning over a bit at the waist as the little cat explains to him what their selection is like.

God, he's so cute. Stop it.

Vash will take the book from Noah as it's offered, glancing over the cover before giving it a quick, one-handed flip through.]

A romance book, huh? [Would Ain like that? He's actually not sure...then again, he seems like he might be the romantic type. He's done a lot of sweet things for him.......hmMMM.] Well if you're suggesting it, it has to be good. I'll take this one, then! And maybe...one or two more? I'm not sure how long it'll be before Ain gets better...

[It's not trashy romance luckily, not the garbage Noah normally consumes, no weird sex scenes or anything... it's kind of basic, but Noah liked it.]

O-oh. Is he sick...? I didn't know. Um... okay, when I get sick, I like these books. This is a series about a... um, it's... it's a tribe of cats...

[Noah proceeds to explain the plot of Warrior Cats—]

[Vash nods, but he doesn't seem bothered that Noah didn't know. How could he, if nobody told him?]

He's getting better. He just needs to stay in bed for a few days to rest, which is why I'm picking out some books for him to read.

[And for what it's worth, he isn't at all put-off by Noah's rendition of Warrior Cats. In fact, he listens to the explanation of the plot with great enthusiasm. This means that he will be bringing at least the first two or three books from the series back for Ain to read. Sorry Ain if you don't like books written for children.]

He's gonna have more books than he knows what to do with, but that's okay. Better too many than not enough, right?

Yeah. Ain reads fast... You might want to grab one more. Um... fantasy books about dragons are pretty cool...

[Like everyone else, Noah has no sense for what Ain likes, but Ain will definitely unquestioningly read Warrior Cats simply because it's been handed to him and a friend likes it. If he doesn't like something, he'll say it very loudly, but he's sort of... learnt not to do that around Noah specifically because the kid has a constant kicked-puppy face.

Anyway, Noah is handing Vash a book about dragons now.]

Um... I'll come by and say hi later, if that's alright. Clamor and I don't live over there, we live here, so I missed him coming back.

[Vash has so many books now, all of them precariously held in one hand while Ain's food is being balanced in the bag about his wrist. It's only for this reason that Noah is spared having his hair ruffled, because Vash wants to do SO much ruffling right now.]

Of course it's alright. I think Ain would be very happy to see you.

[And any friends of Ain's are friends of Vash's :3]

I'll tell him you helped me pick these out too!

[Noah is just a little mans. Be kind him.]

Okay. Um... I'll see you later, then. I-it was nice meeting you.

[Noah... is just gonna run off back behind the counter to write down what's been checked out. Bye.

Meanwhile, Raven is going to take the books from Vash to help him out. Hey man, you have one arm, let him help you.]

Here. Let me give you a hand with that. And let's try to get Add to leave. I think he still wanted to show you his fake magic before we go back.

[Oh bless you Raven, Vash was like, two seconds from accidentally dropping all of these books. His shoulders slump a little with relief as he hands them off, lifting Ain's bag of breakfast a little higher in his hand.]

Oh right...where is he?

[Vash leans over from where he's standing, then picks...a random direction, apparently, to go in to start looking. Don't worry Raven he has a scientific method to use here as he pokes his head into an aisle.]

Add! We're leaving!

[This library is small okay]

[It's small, he's one room away with his tail sticking out from beyond a shelf. He's visible, crouched looking at some book detailing how locomotive engines work specifically, no idea where this interest came from but CAN he use this for something? Can he use a train engine to—

His ears swivel toward Vash's voice and he stands up in a hurry, closes the book, grabs three more, and then stomps out.]

I'm taking these.

Okay.

[It's a good thing Noah has quick eyes and can see the spines of the books so he knows what Add just grabbed because uh, he sure is Gone quickly. Goodbye.

Anyway, they're going to stop off so that Add can show off, first, because this is obviously very important and if Ain starves to death while they're gone for 10 more minutes that's his entire-ass fault. There's not really an optimal space to play lightning-punchies, nor is there an extremely non-dorky way of doing this. Maybe he wants Vash to think he's Cool and stuff. You don't know his mind.

So, to the park ("park") they will head, where there's plenty of open space and not a lot Add can destroy. There's grass and trees and plants — Vash might recognize it as the area that Chung brought him to yesterday — and there's a blurry Rena in the distance tending to some trees. She looks up as they enter the area, but they don't go very far, so all she offers is a wave. She has no idea that Add is about to light up like a glowstick and send sparks flying into the air, while Raven just acts as a supervisor in case of fires/injuries/unforeseen stupidity.

Add "lighting up" is very literal, as he stands away from everyone else and electricity courses around him and through the metal implants in his skin. It causes them to glow a purplish-white, and the electricity makes his hair stand on end, but he is completely unbothered. Vash, look how cool he is. You can't get THIS with magic (yes you can) you can't be as fucking Great as he is right now (yes you can). He's smirking like he's the most Legit Person On The Planet right now, and then, because he is So Awesome, Add pumps a fist skyward and releases all of that gathered electricity, which

...winds up putting out one of the big overhead lights in the grid, and it's with a certain animalistic Fury that Rena whips around in the background and stares daggers at them. She's usually the most patient person on the planet, too. Add has that look of "ah, fuck" on his face when he sees that he, in his Radness, has fucked this up, and he has to fix it now, and Rena is coming, so.]

...why don't we head back? Add is going to have to fix that, and I don't particularly want to stick around to see Rena tear him to pieces.

[But first tell Add how cool he looks before you book it—]

[...for what it's worth? It is really fucking cool.

As they head out into the "park" to witness Add showing off, Vash genuinely gives the guy his undivided attention. He's actually curious to see what he's going to do here, and he's not disappointed by it either. It comes off as more than just a fancy light show, even if that's a lot of what it is. All of a sudden Add starts building up electricity out of nowhere, and Vash feels himself immediately in awe of what he's seeing, because- at least so far as Raven succinctly put it- it's not magic. And Vash was definitely the one who was always enraptured by all of the strange things Nai could do with powers he didn't have...

Or at least, powers he couldn't easily access. Not now, and certainly not all the time, at least...

When Add punches upward and quite literally punches lightning from his fist, Vash jumps a little as it happens, blinking with the light flashing off his round glasses. Then...he's wincing as he realizes that Add just took out something very important above them, which just so happens to be one of the big lights making it seem like daytime, and...it really does become obvious it's artifical once the sun blinks out partially above you. Vash glances over at Raven, then at Rena Approaching Rapidly from the distance.

Uhh.]

Uh. Yeah, yeah, okay-

[He's already turning around, ready to frog-march back to home, when he turns to call quickly over his shoulder.]

That was great! Super cool! You'll have to show me again sometime!!

[No]

[Add would look 100% more enthused about showing Vash how cool he is again (and to be fair, he does look smug at that, briefly) if Rena were not approaching his location at 35mph.

Raven and Vash escape, though, and it's not their fault (technically) that Add took the lights out. They're out of the oppressive dark in time, back at base, and Raven heads off to go handle some actual work on his part but only after he helps Vash get upstairs with Ain's now-lunch and books. He winds up putting the books on the desk, patting the Dachies, and heading out thereafter.

Ain, of course, stirs once the boys come in. It'll just be him and Vash for a while, though. They can vibe.]

Vaaaaaash, [this is how you know he's awful when he's ill because he's Whiny,] I missed you...

[he was asleep.]

[As much as Vash is used to running from trouble, he does feel a little bad about abandoning Add to his fate. He was just trying to be cool...but alas, Vash has a sick bird to get back to. Hopefully Add is still alive later and can show Vash more lightning punching some other time.

Ain's breakfast-now-lunch is probably a little cold, though crepes are good both ways in Vash's expert opinion. He'll take a seat in his spot on the bed with the bag still in hand, carefully passing it over to Ain's lap as he sits up groggily.]

I missed you too. Did you sleep good?

[He slept this whole time, poor guy...he has to hope that it's helping though, if nothing else. He's :c sick :c he's allowed to sleep

Also hi Dachies, you get pets because you did a good job watching him.]

[The Dachies, who didn't do shit because they were too busy playing: :D]

Mmhmm. The medicine helped. ...is that from Mr. Half-Demon's place?

[Why are you mean to him

Anyway, cold crepes, warm crepes, whatever, it's a crepe. Ain is going to dig in immediately, in that way that he again doesn't realise how hungry he is until the food is on his lap and his brain is like "wait a second... I'm HUNGRY!" so.

You know. That's a good sign, too.]

It's good. Haha, did you get to eat there, too?

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