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PET PERSON MEME

>> premise

Hello, and welcome to The Care and Keeping of Your Pet! As you surely know, a pet is a big responsibility, and we're so glad you've decided to be a concientious master. A safe pet is a happy pet, and this handbook is certain to keep your precious lifelong friend as content as can be.

The history of the animal person is a long and difficult one, with their origins not being known even to this day. However, scientists believe that despite our common appearance - most animal people have humanoid forms except for the ears, tails, and sometimes teeth - we share no common ancestry, even if the ascent of this species corresponds with that of the homo sapien. We gained dominance over each breed thousands of years ago, beginning with the dog type, who have long been considered "man's best friend." Most breeds these days are docile and perfect for owners of any speed.

Of course, it is our duty as the superior species to take care of these animal creatures, and this is inherent in their genetic makeup. Everyone knows that an animal person, when matched with their correct human master, is loyal for life - a true "soulmate," if you will. Far be it for us to turn this away! Ever since the Great Domestication, these intelligent and loving animals have served us as friends, workmates, guardians, servants, and sexual companions and will for years to come. Despite recent hubbub from so-called "Pet People's Rights Activists," this way of life is wholesome and good. Scientific research shows that the natural desire of the pet person is to be owned and cared for by a human.

So, it's your first pet. What do you need to know?

As previously stated, pet people come in as many breeds as you can possibly think of. By far and away the most popular are the dog and cat types, but exotic birds and lizards have been gaining popularity among trendsetters from L.A. to Tokyo!
All pet types are best suited for certain jobs, and when hunting for one, it is best to search for a type that suits your needs best.
However, a "True Match" - when a pet person bonds with you and only you for the rest of their natural lives - comes naturally, and sometimes takes time before you can find the pet you will be able to give a forever home to.
According to all current research, pet people are completely sentient and like us in many ways. However, it is important to remember that they have many animalistic and feral characteristics. Do not be foolish and think that your pet is a person, despite the facts that many are clothed and may be allowed to read, write, and have "hobbies." Some traditional pet owners may eschew these frivolities, and that is within their right.
Pet people age more quickly than humans, at least physically, and many types have long lifespans. It is not uncommon for pets to be passed through the family. When getting your child their first pet, it's important to keep in mind that just because the pup is tiny now, a grown pet can be jumpy around a small child.
It is important to train a pet. Discipline will be necessary. This does not make you a bad owner. Failure to train early will result in a rebellious pet. Training is especially important if you want your pet to serve as a household servant.
Remember, your pet will be extremely protective of you, especially if you are Truly Bonded. It is best to socialize them early. A socialized pet is a perfect family pet.
These days, unowned and unbonded pet people are allowed to live as strays or "Frees" in certain designated areas. Some even hold "jobs." This is against their best interest, and owners who adopt these strays are to be rewarded. Still, the best place to get pets are from liscenced kennels or breeders.
Some masters find it beneficial to participate in activities with their pets, such as shows and other competitions.
Finally, much has been made about the sexual relationship between pet and master. This is a normal facet of the bond, and humans are sure to find pet people sexually alluring. But beyond that, it is only responsible and prudent for owners to care for their pet's needs. It is a well-known fact that the libidos of pet people are remarkably strong, and when they go into heat, it is usually more convenient for a master to relieve them. There is no risk of pregnancy. All rumors of hybrids are urban legends.
Despite this, masters must remember to not view their pets as romantic partners. Humans should stay with humans.

With that said, thank you and welcome to your first day as a pet's master!

>> how to play

Needless to say, The Care and Keeping of Your Pet is a bit biased and full of propaganda, but it gives a good idea of the world your character is now AU's into. They are either a pet person or a human master, and what that means for them varies.

So are they a devoted pet or a rebellious animal person looking to buck the system? A generous master or a cruel sexual sadist? Just a normal pet owner? Most likely they're something in between, but when you're raised in this world, it's difficult to see anything different on the horizon.

Rules

Comment with your character and say whether they'd be a master or a pet. Ideally, they could be played as both. Mention what kind of each they'd be and what they'd be like, (ie: "Xx-chan is a bunny girl who is happy to please her master" or "Asterothia is a cat boy who is aloof but loyal to his true master"). For pets, be sure to include features ("wolf ears, tail, teeth).

REMEMBER, pet does not automatically equal submissive and master automatically equal dominant. This is not a BDSM setting though BDSM can be included. How far you want to go with the actual "pet" aspect is up to you, as well. Your pet could just be your slightly-furry roommate or soulmate!
Comment to others.
Play out the scene.

>> prompts

This by no means an all-inclusive list, but it should get you going in the right direction.

First Time Pet/Owner: Usually, pets are gotten at a young age; you're an old dog. Can you learn new tricks?
True Bond: What all masters and pets yearn for...the pet's loyalty and adoration for life.
Love: It's expected for masters to love their pets, but to love them? Romance is strictly forbidden.
Old "Couple": Master and pet have grown together and know each other. You know, know each other.
Loss of Master: The pet has lost their master, perhaps even their True Bond. Is it possible to move on?
Young Master/Older Pet: Pets age quicker than masters, so it's possible to end up with a bit of an "age" difference.
Family Pet: This pet's been raised as part of the family. What happens when their feelings for a family member get more than platonic.
For Your Protection: You don't want to be a master, but you have to take in a pet for their protection lest they be in danger from the general public.
Stray: You're a stray or a "Free." Can you live like this with your biology screaming for you to make a match?
Servant: You're more servant than pet.
All Sex, All the Time: The only purpose for this pet is to service the master, and not in a way that means cleaning their house.
Guard: You're a loyal bodyguard, a service pet. You'll do anything for your master. Anything.
Pet Play: This is for those who prefer to keep their animals on leashes, have them eat from bowls, and keep away from clothing.
Breaking In: Training is important with any pet.
In Love with Another Master...or Pet: To lust after another's master is no better than treason, and to wish to be with another pet just cruel!
Punishment: Bad dog, no nookie!
Heat: All pets go into heat, and it's the responsibility of the owner to take care of this problem. After all, unchecked dry humping kills thousands every year.
Breeding: Breeders know the best qualities in each type and mate the cream of the crop together to continue lines. It's a hobby for some, a calling for others.
Territorial: Hey, hey, other dog person! This is your apartment. Stay the fuck out!
Kennel: Kennels are where unadopted pets are kept. They're generally agreed to be depressing places. Why not volunteer at one, keeping the pets healthy and happy with the kind of affection only humans can show?
Rebelling Against the System: Damn the Man! Pet people are people, too! Just be careful not to get talk. You know what happens to bad pets.
Instant Attraction: You ever just look at someone and know they're the one? That they're...your master? But what if you've been trying to fight it? Well, don't try!
Dominant Pet: You might be the pet, but you call the shots, at least in the bedroom.
Pet Show: Everyone wants to show off how perfect their animal is. Look at that ass! And you'll never believe their special skills...
Therapeutic: Pets, especially those bred for their kindliness, are perfect therapy for those who've been through trauma and heartache.
Jealousy: Who's that around your master? Oh, hell no. They better not be touching them!
Petting: Pet people are absolutely gaga for being touched. Even the most steely ones turn to mush for rubs.
Games: Playing with your pet and giving them exercise is a key to happiness. Of course, with a pet person, you might want to use other toys instead of a ball.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

[Ain always has the energy to be horny wdym

Vash is just glad that it's just the two of them in the room right now, so no one can see the way he blushes furiously at that comment, all while giving Dachie some scritches behind the head.]

Is that what I am, now?

[He teases, gently brushing his fingers through Dachie's feathers. Pat pat.]

[Dachie is pleased. Dachie has experienced being pat by someone who smells a lot like Ain. Why do you smell like Ain, sir? :0]

Mm... haha, we'll see! When I feel better, I have a lot to show you, I think.

[Okay, yeah, maybe he's a little too exhausted to be too horny. On that note, he's scooping the baby Dachie and lying back down, after he sets the little one on the floor to pit-a-pat over to Vash anyway.]

I'm a little out of breath right now, though. I think this is the sinus problems I was warned about... or the start of it, anyway.

[God they are so small...and so cute...Vash unfortunately only has one hand though, so after a moment he has to take his attention away from Dachie so he can look at the smaller Dachie. Do you want a pet too? Pat pat.]

Ah...do you need me to bring you anything? Some tissues maybe...or something to drink?

[Or hell, medicine if it's needed. Though Vash is pretty sure the others have already gotten that part covered in his absence, probably.]

Ms. Queen's servant can do it. I... want you to stay here with me.

[They were apart for ONE hour. ONE. Yet Ain is the clingiest person on the planet, worse when he's under the weather, so... he'll send Ophelia off to get him some water, and then make grabby hands at Vash. Please come love himmmm he's in need of attentionnnnnn...

Meanwhile, the tiny Dachie beeps, and big Dachie immediately gets jealous and picks the baby up, moves it slightly to the left, and then sits on it.]

[Well! That solves that problem, goodbye baby he'll miss you...

Vash chuckles in spite of himself at the display, giving Dachie one more gentle pet on the head before he stands up, reflexively reaching a hand over to where his sleeve is still tied back to make sure it's stayed in place. Ain has probably noticed by now his lack-of-arm, but it's in good hands at the moment. He imagines Eve is hard at work as they speak.

In the meantime though, Vash steps over to the bed, and...yeah, he's going to move to lay down next to Ain, sickness be damned. He does not care, let him hold you.]

How are you feeling? ...I'm guessing pretty bad.

[Vash is gone, so Dachie unsits on his mini-me and instead just flops down on the floor to groom the baby. See, he's a caretaker, but he also has jealousy issues. ...you know, just like Ain.

With Vash now in Ain's sort of too-small bed, the bird scoots over and then immediately puts his face in Vash's titties. He's still burning hot, but a lot of the fever has subsided due to the medicine he took before he crashed.]

The medicine is getting rid of most of the bad symptoms, but I'm still pretty lethargic. I don't feel great.

[Cmere Ain, his titties are healing. Vash is just gonna wrap his good arm around him, kissing his forehead before resting his cheek against his temple with a concerned huff.]

Oh, Ain. I’m sorry you got so sick. You had just gotten better, too. Or, I guess you didn’t finish getting better to begin with…

[SIGH]

We’re lucky we made it here at all.

It was worth it. We're here now... and we're safe. I'll recover eventually, and we would have been out longer if I didn't push myself.

[You also could just. Rest. Like a normal person. But... yeah, staying in one place too long can spell disaster for them. Ain knows that, Vash knows that, and it was them and uninhabited land for miles. That hot spring helped to delay the inevitable, but that was... all it did.

Ain could probably use another hot bath, but... later. He's too weary to get up now. Laying down, he's well aware of how gelatinous his wings and arms feel.]

I told you I'd protect you. This is was the best way to do it.

[As much as Vash hates to admit it...Ain is right. Had they dawdled for much longer, Ain might be worse off than he is now, and trying to take things on foot could have multiplied their trip into weeks as opposed to days. That's not something they could have afforded, even if Vash would have carried Ain one-armed the entire way if he had to. In this case, there's really no room for could or should haves.

He remembers his conversation with Eve and Chung, about how he should probably talk to Ain about being self-sacrificing. But here...how can he tell Ain "Well, you shouldn't have done that" when ultimately he did make the best decision he could have, even if it was at the cost of himself?

It's what Vash would have done. So...he's not sure if he can.

Instead of launching into that, he nuzzles him, gently pulling his fingers through Ain's tousled hair.]

Let's just say I owe you one, then. For next time.

You don't owe me, [he says, already sounding like he might fall back asleep,] but maybe... you can carry me around again while we're here.

[This is all Ain wants in life, is for pretty boys to pick him up and carry him. Parade him around like the pretty bird he is. He wants to be princess-carried like they're on their honeymoon.

Speaking of... honeymoons... tangentially related, just as Ophelia comes in to give Ain a bottle of water and he's forced to sit up again:]

What are we calling ourselves, now? [sip,] Are we... boyfriends?

[No you shh he owes you, this is the only way he can stop himself from doing anything dumb in the immediate future...but okay, fine. Carrying Ain all over the place is a decent compromise. If he could do it in the village, he certainly can do it here.

Vash had opened his mouth, likely to say something to that effect, when he's immediately caught off guard by what Ain asks him.

Are we...

Vash feels his heart seize for a moment.]

I...I'd really like that. [He whispers that, as if he's afraid of being overheard.] But is it...okay?

[Like, of course THIS is the legal thing he's worried about above all else-]

...why would it not be?

[Like... okay. He knows why it wouldn't be okay, because if he walked outside (out-outside not outside-of-this-building-here-outside) and said "boyfriend" and then pointed to this human-passing guy, people would throw cans at them and call them disgusting until they left, and some people will even get violent about it. But... in private, between them, or around Ain's friends? Yeah. That's fine.]

Unless you'd rather be "mates", but that's... aha, that's a bit heavier.

[Vash...isn't entirely sure he understands why, but the way Ain says that..."mates"?

It makes him blush. He flusters. It's...heavier? What does that mean...?]

Wha...um. What would that...mean, exactly?

[Ain sort of walks himself into these conversations and goes "hmm" every time, like, "hmm is this a conversation I want to have with a high fever and general fatigue?" and the answer is no, because he wants to have this conversation while getting increasingly hornier about it, because that seems hot, but. Unfortunately. He has a big mouth.

Oh well, maybe he can explain now and they can act feral about it later.]

It's hard to put into words. It's someone you spend the rest of your life with... like a wedding for humans, but there's not really any taking it back. You mate for life. It doesn't work with humans, but you're... not, [Ain hums,] so...

...

Haha, it's just something I'm thinking about now.

[......Well.

Vash is. Becoming increasingly this face as he sits there with his head resting gently on Ain's shoulder, trying his best not to think too hard right now about this (he is thinking way too hard about it pretty much immediately), because all that does is raise even more questions.

Someone you spend the rest of your life with? So it's like getting married...but permmanent? He...

Vash swallows thickly, finding his throat to suddenly be very dry.]

You...you are?

[Wait what he's thinking about it, they've been boyfriends for a WHOLE MINUTE]

Is that weird? Haha, [yeah that's a little fast buddy,] it was just a suggestion. It's not one we can do now, though. There's a... way to do it properly. The good news is, since you're not really human, it should work the way it does for pets when we bond to each other. ...probably. Your senses will be heightened around me, it'll be fun!

[Being able to smell when your pet goes into heat is not fun probably, it sounds stressful. This sounds like a stressful thing to happen. But Ain's being dodgy about it on purpose now, sipping his water like he didn't just suggest something of a forever-wedding.]

We can talk about it more seriously the next time I go into heat.

[JUST PUTTING THAT OUT THERE HI HE'S NEVER BROUGHT THAT ONE UP BEFORE,]

[No you get back here, you're the one who put the idea of a forever-wedding into Vash's brain and YOU will take responsibility over him being slightly insane about it for the next two or three weeks while you're ill--

THE NEXT TIME YOU WHAT]

A-....uh...oh.

[Vash mutters. Because yeah. Oh.

o h

He is speaking a little fast, suddenly, his voice having risen an octave or two.]

I-I-It's not weird!

[daijoubu daijoubu-]

I just hadn't....really. Thought about that...before...

[The idea of him being a Plant- an alien, IE inhuman at his core- means that he's closer to a pet than anything...

It's starting to click more and more now why Nai cares about their plight so much. Or, maybe he just has a god complex-]

[Snickers into the water bottle.]

You're cute. Don't worry, it shouldn't happen for a bit.

[They've got a month... maybe a month and a half if they're lucky... before Ain hits the fucking deck and becomes the most needy, whiny person ever. You thought he was bad now.]

Am I a bad influence on you~? [gross drink your water]

Well, I mean... [BAD is relative, here.] ...I'd never had sex before I met you, so...

[Does...does that count? Not that he's implying sex is a bad thing, but also-]

[Ain polishes off that water bottle and then sinks back down to lay with Vash, cuddling in close as he normally does.]

I'm aware, [this is NOT meant to be backhanded.] The Church would have my head for this, you know? They'd tell me I'm being very evil.

[...]

I'm glad I was your first, though. I'll always treat you better than anyone else ever will. Mm... I'd get jealous if anyone else put their hands on you, too.

[sometimes the yandere switch briefly toggles on.]

[Once Ain is laying back down, Vash is quick to wrap his arm around him so he can tug him closer to his side. It's tempting to pull the covers up over them both, but he knows that dinner will be ready soon...he probably shouldn't encourage Ain to go back to sleep, and instead let him just pass out after dinner indefinitely.]

The Church...maybe doesn't know what it's talking about?

[That's probably the most genuine someone ever could have said that, because coming from anyone else it would have sounded sarcastic as hell.]

You don't have to worry about that. There's no one else I'd want to do that with...and nobody else going up against you for my affection.

[>Nai has entered the chat]

[Ain will simply have to murder Nai :)

Also why no sleep if he's eepy?? He wants to curl up on Vash and sleep... no need to do anything else here, no need for dinner or anything (said the man who was eating like, one half-meal a day just to get them here), no needs at all! He should... probably also bathe, but like.

Eepy.]

Haha, no, they never did. It's kind of sad, isn't it?

[...starts trilling, he loves Vash hugs.]

...are you doing anything else today? Do you want to take a nap with me?

[eating we are eating food there is dinner you will have food]

[For the love of god eat something Ain, holy shit.

When asked that, though, Vash...is not thinking about food at the moment, instead sinking deeper and deeper in to the pillows and blankets of this bed. Sure, the mattress might be small and not super plush, but god does it beat a cave or the forest floor. He could sleep here for days, but he's trying not to get sleepy...no eepy...]

Mmm...dinner...

[He manages, blinking his eyes out of sync.]

Probably not for a while, though...

[No.... he's eepy....... it is too late for him.........

Sleepily:]

Who are you going to dinner with?

[you are so stupid]

Mmhh...

[Vash yawns, turning his face against Ain's shoulder. His brain tells him to say "the others", but instead, what comes out is:]

Chung...

Edited 2023-07-11 05:05 (UTC)

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not to introduce a/b/o into the situation but also--

BUT ALSO

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