Hello, and welcome to The Care and Keeping of Your Pet! As you surely know, a pet is a big responsibility, and we're so glad you've decided to be a concientious master. A safe pet is a happy pet, and this handbook is certain to keep your precious lifelong friend as content as can be.
The history of the animal person is a long and difficult one, with their origins not being known even to this day. However, scientists believe that despite our common appearance - most animal people have humanoid forms except for the ears, tails, and sometimes teeth - we share no common ancestry, even if the ascent of this species corresponds with that of the homo sapien. We gained dominance over each breed thousands of years ago, beginning with the dog type, who have long been considered "man's best friend." Most breeds these days are docile and perfect for owners of any speed.
Of course, it is our duty as the superior species to take care of these animal creatures, and this is inherent in their genetic makeup. Everyone knows that an animal person, when matched with their correct human master, is loyal for life - a true "soulmate," if you will. Far be it for us to turn this away! Ever since the Great Domestication, these intelligent and loving animals have served us as friends, workmates, guardians, servants, and sexual companions and will for years to come. Despite recent hubbub from so-called "Pet People's Rights Activists," this way of life is wholesome and good. Scientific research shows that the natural desire of the pet person is to be owned and cared for by a human.
So, it's your first pet. What do you need to know?
As previously stated, pet people come in as many breeds as you can possibly think of. By far and away the most popular are the dog and cat types, but exotic birds and lizards have been gaining popularity among trendsetters from L.A. to Tokyo!
All pet types are best suited for certain jobs, and when hunting for one, it is best to search for a type that suits your needs best.
However, a "True Match" - when a pet person bonds with you and only you for the rest of their natural lives - comes naturally, and sometimes takes time before you can find the pet you will be able to give a forever home to.
According to all current research, pet people are completely sentient and like us in many ways. However, it is important to remember that they have many animalistic and feral characteristics. Do not be foolish and think that your pet is a person, despite the facts that many are clothed and may be allowed to read, write, and have "hobbies." Some traditional pet owners may eschew these frivolities, and that is within their right.
Pet people age more quickly than humans, at least physically, and many types have long lifespans. It is not uncommon for pets to be passed through the family. When getting your child their first pet, it's important to keep in mind that just because the pup is tiny now, a grown pet can be jumpy around a small child.
It is important to train a pet. Discipline will be necessary. This does not make you a bad owner. Failure to train early will result in a rebellious pet. Training is especially important if you want your pet to serve as a household servant.
Remember, your pet will be extremely protective of you, especially if you are Truly Bonded. It is best to socialize them early. A socialized pet is a perfect family pet.
These days, unowned and unbonded pet people are allowed to live as strays or "Frees" in certain designated areas. Some even hold "jobs." This is against their best interest, and owners who adopt these strays are to be rewarded. Still, the best place to get pets are from liscenced kennels or breeders.
Some masters find it beneficial to participate in activities with their pets, such as shows and other competitions.
Finally, much has been made about the sexual relationship between pet and master. This is a normal facet of the bond, and humans are sure to find pet people sexually alluring. But beyond that, it is only responsible and prudent for owners to care for their pet's needs. It is a well-known fact that the libidos of pet people are remarkably strong, and when they go into heat, it is usually more convenient for a master to relieve them. There is no risk of pregnancy. All rumors of hybrids are urban legends.
Despite this, masters must remember to not view their pets as romantic partners. Humans should stay with humans.
With that said, thank you and welcome to your first day as a pet's master! |
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The larger creature gets up, just. inconsiderately stepping all over Ain while it goes, hops down from the bed, and trots up to Vash. Its tailfeathers wag. It's the size of a greyhound. It is not, by any means, a Small creature.
It holds a single paw out to Vash. Shake paw. Do it.]
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...oh.]
Oh?
[Vash looks down at the little offered paw.
What else, but to hold out his only hand and take it, gently, to shake?]
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The strange, colourful owldog barks, and then goofily, lets its tongue flop out from the side of its beak. Hello. You are friend. :3c
...anyway, the bark wakes Ain up, and he jolts and sits up way too hard and it knocks the smaller, rounder creature off of his head and into his lap. Luckily, the creature is made of marshmallow goo, and is unharmed, if a bit miffed.]
Whuh— [...] Vash? ...Dachie?
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Ahaha...good morning?
[He has made a blood pact with your dog, um]
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[the
the same day, babe, it's been about an hour and forty-five minutes,]
...did Dachie find you? I fell asleep pretty soon after you left...
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[Not nearly long enough for a proper rest, but it's better than he's been getting, so Vash will take it. He will also lower his hand and gently offer it to the little owldog again, just in case the creature wants to....sniff? his hand to get acquainted first.]
Actually, I came back to check on you, and this... [????] Little guy was already in here. Um...Dachie?
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...Dachsologie, [he says, in perfectly butchered German,] he's my... um. He's a magical creature, sort of like an owl and a dog combined? He must have broken in. And brought...
[Staring continues. Picks up the smaller one.]
A baby version of himself... [Sigh.] He usually likes to steal the little ones and sit on them. He thinks he's a great caretaker and all.
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They're really cute...you never told me you had your own pet.
[ :) ]
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[The dog loves painting, barking, biting people, biting people affectionately, getting himself stuck in small spaces, being in the walls... he also loves being pat, though, and starts wagging Fast when Vash touches him.]
Mm... but you're kind of my other pet, right? You're a lot more obedient than he is!
[how do you have energy to be horny when you're This ill.]
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Vash is just glad that it's just the two of them in the room right now, so no one can see the way he blushes furiously at that comment, all while giving Dachie some scritches behind the head.]
Is that what I am, now?
[He teases, gently brushing his fingers through Dachie's feathers. Pat pat.]
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Mm... haha, we'll see! When I feel better, I have a lot to show you, I think.
[Okay, yeah, maybe he's a little too exhausted to be too horny. On that note, he's scooping the baby Dachie and lying back down, after he sets the little one on the floor to pit-a-pat over to Vash anyway.]
I'm a little out of breath right now, though. I think this is the sinus problems I was warned about... or the start of it, anyway.
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Ah...do you need me to bring you anything? Some tissues maybe...or something to drink?
[Or hell, medicine if it's needed. Though Vash is pretty sure the others have already gotten that part covered in his absence, probably.]
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[They were apart for ONE hour. ONE. Yet Ain is the clingiest person on the planet, worse when he's under the weather, so... he'll send Ophelia off to get him some water, and then make grabby hands at Vash. Please come love himmmm he's in need of attentionnnnnn...
Meanwhile, the tiny Dachie beeps, and big Dachie immediately gets jealous and picks the baby up, moves it slightly to the left, and then sits on it.]
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Vash chuckles in spite of himself at the display, giving Dachie one more gentle pet on the head before he stands up, reflexively reaching a hand over to where his sleeve is still tied back to make sure it's stayed in place. Ain has probably noticed by now his lack-of-arm, but it's in good hands at the moment. He imagines Eve is hard at work as they speak.
In the meantime though, Vash steps over to the bed, and...yeah, he's going to move to lay down next to Ain, sickness be damned. He does not care, let him hold you.]
How are you feeling? ...I'm guessing pretty bad.
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With Vash now in Ain's sort of too-small bed, the bird scoots over and then immediately puts his face in Vash's titties. He's still burning hot, but a lot of the fever has subsided due to the medicine he took before he crashed.]
The medicine is getting rid of most of the bad symptoms, but I'm still pretty lethargic. I don't feel great.
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Oh, Ain. I’m sorry you got so sick. You had just gotten better, too. Or, I guess you didn’t finish getting better to begin with…
[SIGH]
We’re lucky we made it here at all.
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[You also could just. Rest. Like a normal person. But... yeah, staying in one place too long can spell disaster for them. Ain knows that, Vash knows that, and it was them and uninhabited land for miles. That hot spring helped to delay the inevitable, but that was... all it did.
Ain could probably use another hot bath, but... later. He's too weary to get up now. Laying down, he's well aware of how gelatinous his wings and arms feel.]
I told you I'd protect you. This is was the best way to do it.
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He remembers his conversation with Eve and Chung, about how he should probably talk to Ain about being self-sacrificing. But here...how can he tell Ain "Well, you shouldn't have done that" when ultimately he did make the best decision he could have, even if it was at the cost of himself?
It's what Vash would have done. So...he's not sure if he can.
Instead of launching into that, he nuzzles him, gently pulling his fingers through Ain's tousled hair.]
Let's just say I owe you one, then. For next time.
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[This is all Ain wants in life, is for pretty boys to pick him up and carry him. Parade him around like the pretty bird he is. He wants to be princess-carried like they're on their honeymoon.
Speaking of... honeymoons... tangentially related, just as Ophelia comes in to give Ain a bottle of water and he's forced to sit up again:]
What are we calling ourselves, now? [sip,] Are we... boyfriends?
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Vash had opened his mouth, likely to say something to that effect, when he's immediately caught off guard by what Ain asks him.
Are we...
Vash feels his heart seize for a moment.]
I...I'd really like that. [He whispers that, as if he's afraid of being overheard.] But is it...okay?
[Like, of course THIS is the legal thing he's worried about above all else-]
not to introduce a/b/o into the situation but also--
[Like... okay. He knows why it wouldn't be okay, because if he walked outside (out-outside not outside-of-this-building-here-outside) and said "boyfriend" and then pointed to this human-passing guy, people would throw cans at them and call them disgusting until they left, and some people will even get violent about it. But... in private, between them, or around Ain's friends? Yeah. That's fine.]
Unless you'd rather be "mates", but that's... aha, that's a bit heavier.
BUT ALSO
It makes him blush. He flusters. It's...heavier? What does that mean...?]
Wha...um. What would that...mean, exactly?
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Oh well, maybe he can explain now and they can act feral about it later.]
It's hard to put into words. It's someone you spend the rest of your life with... like a wedding for humans, but there's not really any taking it back. You mate for life. It doesn't work with humans, but you're... not, [Ain hums,] so...
...
Haha, it's just something I'm thinking about now.
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Vash is. Becoming increasingly this face as he sits there with his head resting gently on Ain's shoulder, trying his best not to think too hard right now about this (he is thinking way too hard about it pretty much immediately), because all that does is raise even more questions.
Someone you spend the rest of your life with? So it's like getting married...but permmanent? He...
Vash swallows thickly, finding his throat to suddenly be very dry.]
You...you are?
[Wait what he's thinking about it, they've been boyfriends for a WHOLE MINUTE]
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[Being able to smell when your pet goes into heat is not fun probably, it sounds stressful. This sounds like a stressful thing to happen. But Ain's being dodgy about it on purpose now, sipping his water like he didn't just suggest something of a forever-wedding.]
We can talk about it more seriously the next time I go into heat.
[JUST PUTTING THAT OUT THERE HI HE'S NEVER BROUGHT THAT ONE UP BEFORE,]
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me voice: and i added the el masters to this timeline because ???
they deserve to be here too its fine
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