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PET PERSON MEME

>> premise

Hello, and welcome to The Care and Keeping of Your Pet! As you surely know, a pet is a big responsibility, and we're so glad you've decided to be a concientious master. A safe pet is a happy pet, and this handbook is certain to keep your precious lifelong friend as content as can be.

The history of the animal person is a long and difficult one, with their origins not being known even to this day. However, scientists believe that despite our common appearance - most animal people have humanoid forms except for the ears, tails, and sometimes teeth - we share no common ancestry, even if the ascent of this species corresponds with that of the homo sapien. We gained dominance over each breed thousands of years ago, beginning with the dog type, who have long been considered "man's best friend." Most breeds these days are docile and perfect for owners of any speed.

Of course, it is our duty as the superior species to take care of these animal creatures, and this is inherent in their genetic makeup. Everyone knows that an animal person, when matched with their correct human master, is loyal for life - a true "soulmate," if you will. Far be it for us to turn this away! Ever since the Great Domestication, these intelligent and loving animals have served us as friends, workmates, guardians, servants, and sexual companions and will for years to come. Despite recent hubbub from so-called "Pet People's Rights Activists," this way of life is wholesome and good. Scientific research shows that the natural desire of the pet person is to be owned and cared for by a human.

So, it's your first pet. What do you need to know?

As previously stated, pet people come in as many breeds as you can possibly think of. By far and away the most popular are the dog and cat types, but exotic birds and lizards have been gaining popularity among trendsetters from L.A. to Tokyo!
All pet types are best suited for certain jobs, and when hunting for one, it is best to search for a type that suits your needs best.
However, a "True Match" - when a pet person bonds with you and only you for the rest of their natural lives - comes naturally, and sometimes takes time before you can find the pet you will be able to give a forever home to.
According to all current research, pet people are completely sentient and like us in many ways. However, it is important to remember that they have many animalistic and feral characteristics. Do not be foolish and think that your pet is a person, despite the facts that many are clothed and may be allowed to read, write, and have "hobbies." Some traditional pet owners may eschew these frivolities, and that is within their right.
Pet people age more quickly than humans, at least physically, and many types have long lifespans. It is not uncommon for pets to be passed through the family. When getting your child their first pet, it's important to keep in mind that just because the pup is tiny now, a grown pet can be jumpy around a small child.
It is important to train a pet. Discipline will be necessary. This does not make you a bad owner. Failure to train early will result in a rebellious pet. Training is especially important if you want your pet to serve as a household servant.
Remember, your pet will be extremely protective of you, especially if you are Truly Bonded. It is best to socialize them early. A socialized pet is a perfect family pet.
These days, unowned and unbonded pet people are allowed to live as strays or "Frees" in certain designated areas. Some even hold "jobs." This is against their best interest, and owners who adopt these strays are to be rewarded. Still, the best place to get pets are from liscenced kennels or breeders.
Some masters find it beneficial to participate in activities with their pets, such as shows and other competitions.
Finally, much has been made about the sexual relationship between pet and master. This is a normal facet of the bond, and humans are sure to find pet people sexually alluring. But beyond that, it is only responsible and prudent for owners to care for their pet's needs. It is a well-known fact that the libidos of pet people are remarkably strong, and when they go into heat, it is usually more convenient for a master to relieve them. There is no risk of pregnancy. All rumors of hybrids are urban legends.
Despite this, masters must remember to not view their pets as romantic partners. Humans should stay with humans.

With that said, thank you and welcome to your first day as a pet's master!

>> how to play

Needless to say, The Care and Keeping of Your Pet is a bit biased and full of propaganda, but it gives a good idea of the world your character is now AU's into. They are either a pet person or a human master, and what that means for them varies.

So are they a devoted pet or a rebellious animal person looking to buck the system? A generous master or a cruel sexual sadist? Just a normal pet owner? Most likely they're something in between, but when you're raised in this world, it's difficult to see anything different on the horizon.

Rules

Comment with your character and say whether they'd be a master or a pet. Ideally, they could be played as both. Mention what kind of each they'd be and what they'd be like, (ie: "Xx-chan is a bunny girl who is happy to please her master" or "Asterothia is a cat boy who is aloof but loyal to his true master"). For pets, be sure to include features ("wolf ears, tail, teeth).

REMEMBER, pet does not automatically equal submissive and master automatically equal dominant. This is not a BDSM setting though BDSM can be included. How far you want to go with the actual "pet" aspect is up to you, as well. Your pet could just be your slightly-furry roommate or soulmate!
Comment to others.
Play out the scene.

>> prompts

This by no means an all-inclusive list, but it should get you going in the right direction.

First Time Pet/Owner: Usually, pets are gotten at a young age; you're an old dog. Can you learn new tricks?
True Bond: What all masters and pets yearn for...the pet's loyalty and adoration for life.
Love: It's expected for masters to love their pets, but to love them? Romance is strictly forbidden.
Old "Couple": Master and pet have grown together and know each other. You know, know each other.
Loss of Master: The pet has lost their master, perhaps even their True Bond. Is it possible to move on?
Young Master/Older Pet: Pets age quicker than masters, so it's possible to end up with a bit of an "age" difference.
Family Pet: This pet's been raised as part of the family. What happens when their feelings for a family member get more than platonic.
For Your Protection: You don't want to be a master, but you have to take in a pet for their protection lest they be in danger from the general public.
Stray: You're a stray or a "Free." Can you live like this with your biology screaming for you to make a match?
Servant: You're more servant than pet.
All Sex, All the Time: The only purpose for this pet is to service the master, and not in a way that means cleaning their house.
Guard: You're a loyal bodyguard, a service pet. You'll do anything for your master. Anything.
Pet Play: This is for those who prefer to keep their animals on leashes, have them eat from bowls, and keep away from clothing.
Breaking In: Training is important with any pet.
In Love with Another Master...or Pet: To lust after another's master is no better than treason, and to wish to be with another pet just cruel!
Punishment: Bad dog, no nookie!
Heat: All pets go into heat, and it's the responsibility of the owner to take care of this problem. After all, unchecked dry humping kills thousands every year.
Breeding: Breeders know the best qualities in each type and mate the cream of the crop together to continue lines. It's a hobby for some, a calling for others.
Territorial: Hey, hey, other dog person! This is your apartment. Stay the fuck out!
Kennel: Kennels are where unadopted pets are kept. They're generally agreed to be depressing places. Why not volunteer at one, keeping the pets healthy and happy with the kind of affection only humans can show?
Rebelling Against the System: Damn the Man! Pet people are people, too! Just be careful not to get talk. You know what happens to bad pets.
Instant Attraction: You ever just look at someone and know they're the one? That they're...your master? But what if you've been trying to fight it? Well, don't try!
Dominant Pet: You might be the pet, but you call the shots, at least in the bedroom.
Pet Show: Everyone wants to show off how perfect their animal is. Look at that ass! And you'll never believe their special skills...
Therapeutic: Pets, especially those bred for their kindliness, are perfect therapy for those who've been through trauma and heartache.
Jealousy: Who's that around your master? Oh, hell no. They better not be touching them!
Petting: Pet people are absolutely gaga for being touched. Even the most steely ones turn to mush for rubs.
Games: Playing with your pet and giving them exercise is a key to happiness. Of course, with a pet person, you might want to use other toys instead of a ball.

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Mmmmno...not rough...just a little...um...

[.......................zzz.....

Wait no he's awake]

A lot....but in a good way.

[Vash wouldn't have wanted it any other way, if he's honest. Ain blew him out of the water, and by extension also blew his back out and he thanks him for it.]

Haha, that was the point. It's better when you have to hold back for so long, I think.

[Er, well, not so much "holding back" as "Ain is a freak and motherfucker and loves watching his partners squirm".

He cranes his head up to kiss Vash's jawline. And yes, he wore the collar to sleep, so that tag is going to graze over Vash's skin while he adjusts.]

Do you want to continue sleeping?

[Vash had been wondering about that, actually...and it makes him feel all fuzzy inside, knowing Ain kept the collar on this whole time. He can hear it jingle softly as he moves, and it makes his heart skip a beat.

He shakes his head no...but also isn't moving to get up, instead pressing his face to the side of Ain's, then lips to his cheek in return.]

Mmn. Shouldn't sleep more...

[...]

Lay here with me for a little while...please?

[Admittedly, Vash is a little disappointed in himself for crashing so early and suddenly. He would have loved to have just cuddled with Ain for a while, and he feels like he missed out on that. At least now, in the early morning, he can get a little bit of it.]

You'd be hard-pressed to get rid of me at this point.

[That's Ain for "yes I would love to lay here thank you". He's already comfortable, but he wiggles to adjust slightly so that they can look each other in the eye. Ain places a hand on Vash's shoulder, letting his thumb idly rub circles into the skin, over a bruise he left on his collar.]

You were so cute, [he says again, but this time he's not talking about "all day yesterday" and he's specifically talking about the dicking down itself,] whining and begging and all.

[Insert romantic sigh here, yes that is exactly how Ain sees the situation.]

I think you're perfect... and now that I'm thinking of it, I still want to decorate you in gold.

[It's been a bit since he brought up the Bird Mating Ritual.]

[Vash like :3? The what?

The idea of Ain decorating him isn't too surprising though, since he's mentioned time and again that he likes shiny things. Things that glitter and sparkle and seem like they're worth a lot, that's Ain's bag. It's why Vash chose the design of the collar that he did, actually, since it gives the impression of cracked marble filled with gold.

Ain calling him cute leaves Vash blushing about it immediately, and for a moment he has to hide his face against the side of Ain's neck, tensing just briefly when he feels a little ghost of pain from those bruises. He hasn't even had a chance to look at himself in the mirror yet, but if he looks at all like how he feels right now?

Oh, boy.]

I couldn't help it...it felt so good.

[He sighs that as he reminisces, sagging against Ain's front.]

I thought I was gonna die...

Haha, that wasn't the goal at all! The goal was to make you cum like five times and then pass out.

[Ain—]

Oh, but I'm glad you had fun! I want to give you the best, you know. I think you deserve that much.

[Vash, stop hiding, he must kiss you.]

[Don’t worry Ain, he will resurface after a moment. He wants to look into those pretty eyes of yours after all.]

Five? Aw, I think it was only two…

[He’s? Pretty sure?? That second one was kindof a blur.]

[Ain can't help but laugh at that, all bright and cheerful despite the fact that they're both clearly still exhausted. Oh, Vash, honey...]

Mm, well! It can be hard to put up with that much without stamina practice. Trust me.

[Ain used to be a blushing virgin once, if you can believe it, and now he's feral and a slut.]

I'm just happy spending the time with you. Oh! And besides! You're getting proper rest now!!

[One could argue that this rest is anything but proper, yet Ain has a point. This is probably the hardest Vash has slept in decades, and though he’s still sore and tired, he’s happy. He could just lay here all day doing nothing and for once probably wouldn’t feel guilty about it.]

Mmm…you must have a lot of practice, Ain!

[He somehow manages to make that kind of statement sound genuine, it’s a miracle.]

[Please, they need a day of doing nothing other than enjoying each other's company. Which... yeah, that was sort of what yesterday was, but now the nothing part has to happen. Except Ain eventually will have to go get them money, but.

The comment makes him laugh. Vash is so genuine... Ain almost wishes he could be like that all the time. But who would he be if he wasn't obfuscating emotions he doesn't understand and lying through his teeth?]

I was the town bicycle some time ago, before you found me. It was my delayed gay awakening.

[He was not Allowed because Religion, so, uh...]

It spun me into a bit of overdrive, admittedly. I can be pretty active... maybe because I didn't have the opportunity before? [That and he's a pet, so. Uh, mating instincts?]

[Vash has to think about that one for a moment. Town...bicycle? Why would he be a bi- oooooh.

Okay he gets it now.

He shifts a little, resting his temple against Ain's.]

I mean...I can't really blame you. It's kindof addicting.

["""Kindof"""]

[Ain is totally about to go into the deep lore that he thinks Vash is a good lay and probably one of the better ones he's had, because some pillow princesses bore him (there's no attachment emotionally, so it's less "cute" to Ain when they get all whiny — it's more annoying than anything), and also he's had tops that kept saying cursed shit like "you gonna cum, babe?" when he's nowhere near that... and then Vash mentions it's addicting and Ain's whole expression lights up like a very devious Christmas tree.

Oh honey. Oh baby. You have no idea the things you're in store for. Nevermind his sordid affairs during his sexual awakening, let's talk about Vash's instead!]

Oh? Did I make a monster out of you already?

O-oh, I wouldn't say that...

[Aaaa Ain you're going to make him all shy noooo

Vash tries to hide his face again, though he can't really hide the way he's blushing to the tips of his ears.]

It's just...I dunno. It...feels nice to feel, you know. Wanted.

...it does, doesn't it?

[Ain sounds briefly introspective, but he quickly pushes all of that down. Vash wanting him feels dangerous in a way he can't put words to. Or, maybe it's not so much "dangerous" as it is "extremely desirable" and Ain's stupid brain is conflating the two because he's anxious as hell.

Why does that make him anxious, actually? Is it because, if something goes wrong, he loses Vash entirely? Is that it? Is it easier for him to not want to be wanted because it's easier to put up mental barricades?

If only Ain was thinking that, and not about how much he wants to be wanted, too, and how that's scary and weird and oh no.]

Haha, I'd... want you even if we weren't sleeping together.

[A brief quiet falls over the two of them, then, until it's broken by the sound of sheets shifting against themselves. Vash maneuvers himself a bit so that he can look at Ain properly instead of hiding away, his hair falling into his eyes.

He looks...surprised.]

Really?

[It's almost rhetorical, the way he breathes it incredulously, then laughs as he drops his head against Ain's again, eyes falling half closed.]

I know I'm not...really the easiest person to be with. It's...not safe, with me.

[oh boy you ought to meet the weirdos Ain knows if you think it's not safe with you—]

You say that, but I feel happy with you, I think. ["I think" because that level of introspection is scary for him, okay. He doesn't know How to do it.] You... make me happy. Besides, I've never minded danger.

[He did tackle a guy with a fucking gun, after all. And then stole the bullets.]

[The thing is..."danger" is putting it lightly, when his brother is concerned. Nai...does not hold his punches. He is brutal, ruthless, and cares for no human. If any humans are kept alive in his sphere, it's because he has a reason to use and exploit them. He can and will use this against Vash at every turn, to try to get closer...it wouldn't matter that Ain is a pet. If anything, that would make the leverage all the more easy.

And the thought of anything happening to Ain makes Vash queasy. His grip tightens on the bird just a little as he exhales on a shaky breath.]

You...you make me happy too. Really happy.

Edited 2023-06-28 02:00 (UTC)

[Worry not, Ain also has tricks up his sleeve, mostly called "being a magical nuke" and "too stubborn to die". But they don't need to have that conversation now.

Vash says Ain makes him happy. Ain has established he's happy. Therefore, the trilling begins, though this time it's a soft song and not his usual loud twittering. This is the sort of joy that's quiet and peaceful and warm-feeling. One Ain usually doesn't get, on account of he has a hard time with emotions in general.]

Then... Haha, I want you to rest today, okay? Take it easy, since you don't do that.

[Not "we don't get to" but "you don't", which isn't meant to be as backhanded as it sounds. They're both aware of their situation, but this is one in which they can relax, and Ain insists that they do.]

I can get us breakfast. Oh— would you want to shower with me, first? I cleaned you off a bit last night, but...

[Remember when he said "clean out"? Yeah.]

[Ope. Here he'd thought we'd forgotten about that. Haha......]

I probably should...

[Not just for cleaning out purposes, but just so he'll feel better. He does appreciate Ain going to the trouble of cleaning him up though, he really didn't have to do that.]

Is there enough room in there for both of us? I could hear your wings hitting the walls the other night.

[The sound of somebody kicking a kickball x50]

It's... maybe not big enough... but...

[Ain deflates like, immediately. WHERE is their hotsprings arc.]

My wings were only hitting the walls because they have to move so much. [it's how he WORSH them :(] That's all it was.

[this is why he dove into the fountain.]

[Oh no, Ain. Honey.

Vash smiles a little, brushing Ain's bangs off his forehead with his thumb.]

That wasn't a no. I just wanted to make sure you'd be comfortable, that's all.

[No Vash YOU will be the one who is uncomfortable here trust me.]

I'm just, ahhh...not sure if I can make it there...

[His ass. It is broke.]

Mm, I promised you wouldn't be walking, didn't I?

[Yet he still considers that to be more along the lines of "just some casual BDSM" and not "bent in half and fucked within an inch of his life", because... Ain apparently doesn't understand Limits. He doesn't have those himself, apparently.

Either way, he rolls out of bed and tucks his wings firmly against his back, willing them to stay there and not go flipflap all over the shower. From there, Ain crosses to the other side of the bed, stretches, and then scoops Vash out of bed. The walk to the bathroom lasts about fifteen seconds, and that's only because Ain has to toe the door open, otherwise it might've been closer to five seconds. The room is, in fact, this small.

There's... not really a great spot to sit in here, so Ain sort of just sets Vash on the shower floor while he turns the water on. Sorry.]

[Sitting on the floor doesn't bother Vash. He'd rather sit than try to stand...at all right now, because eeeverything hurts. Not just his ass, which undoubtedly is the most sore, but who knew that having sex was a full-body workout? Not Vash, that's for sure.

Though, he does exclaim softly as Ain turns on the water, quickly reaching around himself to unbuckle the mechanism keeping his prosthetic attached to his body. It takes a little finagling before he manages to prise it free, setting it on the floor outside of the shower door.]

I'll get my arm cleaned up later. Bradd made sure to make it waterproof, but it's easier to wash without it.

[Ain is putting the arm on the bathroom sink where it won't get stepped on or tripped over, thanks. After that, he gets into the shower behind Vash, and it's a tight fit... but at least the shower hose detaches from the wall, which makes spraying Vash down and laughing about his hair falling into his eyes easier.

The arm, though... that's right. He'd meant to ask about it.]

The water won't damage it even if it's cracked...? [Reaches around to grab one of those little travel shampoo bottles, you know the ones. Squeezes some into Vash's hair. Time to w o r s h.] ...I might know someone who can help fix it, if we don't stumble across your friend. I've been worried about it.

Um, well...

[...he's not sure. He's never let it stay broken long enough to find out. He'd always get back "home" right away, but...

That isn't an option right now. Like yes, he could take Ain with him, but they're pretty far off and have the authorities hotter on their tail than usual. Vash would never be able to forgive himself if he led them right back to their base. So instead he sighs, closing his eyes for a moment as he just sits there and feels the hot water rushing over his head, cascading down his back.]

It should be okay. For now, at least.

[...]

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