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>> premise

Hello, and welcome to The Care and Keeping of Your Pet! As you surely know, a pet is a big responsibility, and we're so glad you've decided to be a concientious master. A safe pet is a happy pet, and this handbook is certain to keep your precious lifelong friend as content as can be.

The history of the animal person is a long and difficult one, with their origins not being known even to this day. However, scientists believe that despite our common appearance - most animal people have humanoid forms except for the ears, tails, and sometimes teeth - we share no common ancestry, even if the ascent of this species corresponds with that of the homo sapien. We gained dominance over each breed thousands of years ago, beginning with the dog type, who have long been considered "man's best friend." Most breeds these days are docile and perfect for owners of any speed.

Of course, it is our duty as the superior species to take care of these animal creatures, and this is inherent in their genetic makeup. Everyone knows that an animal person, when matched with their correct human master, is loyal for life - a true "soulmate," if you will. Far be it for us to turn this away! Ever since the Great Domestication, these intelligent and loving animals have served us as friends, workmates, guardians, servants, and sexual companions and will for years to come. Despite recent hubbub from so-called "Pet People's Rights Activists," this way of life is wholesome and good. Scientific research shows that the natural desire of the pet person is to be owned and cared for by a human.

So, it's your first pet. What do you need to know?

As previously stated, pet people come in as many breeds as you can possibly think of. By far and away the most popular are the dog and cat types, but exotic birds and lizards have been gaining popularity among trendsetters from L.A. to Tokyo!
All pet types are best suited for certain jobs, and when hunting for one, it is best to search for a type that suits your needs best.
However, a "True Match" - when a pet person bonds with you and only you for the rest of their natural lives - comes naturally, and sometimes takes time before you can find the pet you will be able to give a forever home to.
According to all current research, pet people are completely sentient and like us in many ways. However, it is important to remember that they have many animalistic and feral characteristics. Do not be foolish and think that your pet is a person, despite the facts that many are clothed and may be allowed to read, write, and have "hobbies." Some traditional pet owners may eschew these frivolities, and that is within their right.
Pet people age more quickly than humans, at least physically, and many types have long lifespans. It is not uncommon for pets to be passed through the family. When getting your child their first pet, it's important to keep in mind that just because the pup is tiny now, a grown pet can be jumpy around a small child.
It is important to train a pet. Discipline will be necessary. This does not make you a bad owner. Failure to train early will result in a rebellious pet. Training is especially important if you want your pet to serve as a household servant.
Remember, your pet will be extremely protective of you, especially if you are Truly Bonded. It is best to socialize them early. A socialized pet is a perfect family pet.
These days, unowned and unbonded pet people are allowed to live as strays or "Frees" in certain designated areas. Some even hold "jobs." This is against their best interest, and owners who adopt these strays are to be rewarded. Still, the best place to get pets are from liscenced kennels or breeders.
Some masters find it beneficial to participate in activities with their pets, such as shows and other competitions.
Finally, much has been made about the sexual relationship between pet and master. This is a normal facet of the bond, and humans are sure to find pet people sexually alluring. But beyond that, it is only responsible and prudent for owners to care for their pet's needs. It is a well-known fact that the libidos of pet people are remarkably strong, and when they go into heat, it is usually more convenient for a master to relieve them. There is no risk of pregnancy. All rumors of hybrids are urban legends.
Despite this, masters must remember to not view their pets as romantic partners. Humans should stay with humans.

With that said, thank you and welcome to your first day as a pet's master!

>> how to play

Needless to say, The Care and Keeping of Your Pet is a bit biased and full of propaganda, but it gives a good idea of the world your character is now AU's into. They are either a pet person or a human master, and what that means for them varies.

So are they a devoted pet or a rebellious animal person looking to buck the system? A generous master or a cruel sexual sadist? Just a normal pet owner? Most likely they're something in between, but when you're raised in this world, it's difficult to see anything different on the horizon.

Rules

Comment with your character and say whether they'd be a master or a pet. Ideally, they could be played as both. Mention what kind of each they'd be and what they'd be like, (ie: "Xx-chan is a bunny girl who is happy to please her master" or "Asterothia is a cat boy who is aloof but loyal to his true master"). For pets, be sure to include features ("wolf ears, tail, teeth).

REMEMBER, pet does not automatically equal submissive and master automatically equal dominant. This is not a BDSM setting though BDSM can be included. How far you want to go with the actual "pet" aspect is up to you, as well. Your pet could just be your slightly-furry roommate or soulmate!
Comment to others.
Play out the scene.

>> prompts

This by no means an all-inclusive list, but it should get you going in the right direction.

First Time Pet/Owner: Usually, pets are gotten at a young age; you're an old dog. Can you learn new tricks?
True Bond: What all masters and pets yearn for...the pet's loyalty and adoration for life.
Love: It's expected for masters to love their pets, but to love them? Romance is strictly forbidden.
Old "Couple": Master and pet have grown together and know each other. You know, know each other.
Loss of Master: The pet has lost their master, perhaps even their True Bond. Is it possible to move on?
Young Master/Older Pet: Pets age quicker than masters, so it's possible to end up with a bit of an "age" difference.
Family Pet: This pet's been raised as part of the family. What happens when their feelings for a family member get more than platonic.
For Your Protection: You don't want to be a master, but you have to take in a pet for their protection lest they be in danger from the general public.
Stray: You're a stray or a "Free." Can you live like this with your biology screaming for you to make a match?
Servant: You're more servant than pet.
All Sex, All the Time: The only purpose for this pet is to service the master, and not in a way that means cleaning their house.
Guard: You're a loyal bodyguard, a service pet. You'll do anything for your master. Anything.
Pet Play: This is for those who prefer to keep their animals on leashes, have them eat from bowls, and keep away from clothing.
Breaking In: Training is important with any pet.
In Love with Another Master...or Pet: To lust after another's master is no better than treason, and to wish to be with another pet just cruel!
Punishment: Bad dog, no nookie!
Heat: All pets go into heat, and it's the responsibility of the owner to take care of this problem. After all, unchecked dry humping kills thousands every year.
Breeding: Breeders know the best qualities in each type and mate the cream of the crop together to continue lines. It's a hobby for some, a calling for others.
Territorial: Hey, hey, other dog person! This is your apartment. Stay the fuck out!
Kennel: Kennels are where unadopted pets are kept. They're generally agreed to be depressing places. Why not volunteer at one, keeping the pets healthy and happy with the kind of affection only humans can show?
Rebelling Against the System: Damn the Man! Pet people are people, too! Just be careful not to get talk. You know what happens to bad pets.
Instant Attraction: You ever just look at someone and know they're the one? That they're...your master? But what if you've been trying to fight it? Well, don't try!
Dominant Pet: You might be the pet, but you call the shots, at least in the bedroom.
Pet Show: Everyone wants to show off how perfect their animal is. Look at that ass! And you'll never believe their special skills...
Therapeutic: Pets, especially those bred for their kindliness, are perfect therapy for those who've been through trauma and heartache.
Jealousy: Who's that around your master? Oh, hell no. They better not be touching them!
Petting: Pet people are absolutely gaga for being touched. Even the most steely ones turn to mush for rubs.
Games: Playing with your pet and giving them exercise is a key to happiness. Of course, with a pet person, you might want to use other toys instead of a ball.

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[Ugh, why are you so cute. Why is he so cute!! Stop being so cute and chirping like that Vash wants to hold your hand so bad.]

It might! I think it's gotten a little colder too...

[It's already been cold here- they're in a mountainous valley- but Vash doesn't know for sure if it's freezing-temperature cold. Enough for sleet if it does rain, perhaps...

He isn't about to crush Ain's dreams, though. He just keeps on walking, past a few folks out with their pets. He can spot a woman who appears to be blind holding hands with a chipper young dog who is directing her down the sidewalk. Then elsewhere, an absolutely regal cat walking with her head held high at her master's side. These pets...they seem to be a lot more...well put together with their masters than most he's seen, and he's not sure that even makes sense to his own mind.

Or, maybe they were just living in a kindof Bad neighborhood for a while.]

I can't believe this little town has been here this whole time...

Haha, well, it's quite the walk from where we just were, right? It makes sense that it could be hidden out here.

[Ain can see why people would want to live out here. It's isolated, it's pretty, and there are no issues where people are evil or pets are evil or what have you. Everything just seems nice and idyllic. People have been very friendly to them, even if slushie-man earlier was a bit weird. Still not his fault entirely.

As they round a corner and head toward a busier part of the town, Ain's chirping doesn't stop. Outside, when they're not trying to lie low or respect the sacred peace of a laundromat, he's allowed to be noisy. Tomorrow, he's going to stand out here and sing for people, and Ain is already scouting out good vantage points for—

There's a fountain like fifty feet off do not climb into the fountain do not climb into the fountain do not cl—]

I like this town. [IS THIS BECAUSE YOU SAW A FOUNTAIN? YOU CAN'T GET INTO IT.]

[Ain's happy chirping leaves Vash feeling light and happy himself. This is all going...surprisingly well! Shockingly well, given their usual track record of...barely managing to stay in one location for a week before shit hits the proverbial fan.

Of course that means that there has to be a fountain in the middle of the square. And while you'd think Vash would realize the danger looming...he does not. He just smiles and looks off elsewhere while Ain stares at the fountain like :D?]

It reminds me of one I visited a couple times before...it was before I met you. It was poorer than this town, but the people who lived there all lived modestly...and they were all very kind.

[Sorry sugar tits Ain is not listening, he catches that but the second Vash is distracted by something else he makes a beeline for the fountain and just

gets into it

fully dressed and everything, the only thing off is his coat. So much for laundry, he is worshing his wings.

Vash can come get him in a moment please let him have this—]

[Here Vash is, minding his own business, when he hears a suspicious noise from up ahead of where they're standing. Very much like something just dropped into the water fountain.

And he looks.]

A-Ain!?

[And there is his bird, having climbed WHOLESALE into the god damn public-ass fountain, and

People notice.

People are noticing.

Vash is so shocked that he just sort of stands there dumbfounded for a moment, watching as Ain settles into the water as happy as a clam and starts to bathe like a bird in a giant bird-bath, getting his wings nice and wet and flicking water all over the place. Some children nearby are quite delighted by this display, while some adults just sort of look on like "what the fuck is happening"

And Vash, unsure what ELSE to do, scrambles his way over to the edge of the fountain, leaning slightly over it so he can stage-whisper-shout to Ain:]

Ain! You- ...m-maybe you shouldn't do that...?

[To Ain's credit, someone's pet dog climbs into the fountain too, so he's not the only freak here. Not to his credit is the fact that both of these pets' owners are trying to fish them out in their respective ways.

This is one of those fancy fountains, the ones with the tiers and the waterfalls, and Ain is literally sticking his wings underneath them and shaking the feathers and splashing by the time Vash gets over to him to remind him that he's supposed to Behave.

...

Right.

Ain gets a hold of himself and climbs. out. of the fountain.]

Aha, sorry, sorry! There's no good place to wash my wings, that's all!

[The townsfolk are just like. yeah that's a bird. classic birds am i right. birds are so crazy wowe.]

[Vash lifts his head, and without thinking too much about it, reaches out to take Ain by the hand to help him up and over the lip of the fountain's edge. At the same time, he can see the other person coaxing their dog out, who has gotten under the rush of the water and shakes themself off, their tail wagging a mile a minute until the owner clips a leash to a collar around their neck to tug them out. It's a very pointed reminder of how different their relationships are, and it hits Vash as soon as he realizes he just...

His face flushes as he lets Ain's hand go, sighing as he eyes the way his bird is now just completely soaked. He got in with his clothes on and everything...]

I'm sorry to make you get out. I just don't want you to catch a cold...

[Among. Other things.]

[Collar him, he dares you.]

I'm alright. I feel fine, actually!

[Ain in 10 minutes: Vash I'm cold :(

He'll air-dry, at least. He's putting his coat back on and continuing down the street, now. No, he's not changing again, if he gets sick that's on him for being stupid, but Ain has a weirdly good immune system so he should be fine. He'll just. you know. Be grouchy in a moment.]

What did you want to look at next? [a fireplace for you to dry off by—]

[Maybe he'll reconsider because he's pretty sure Ain would bite him.

Vash has full confidence his wings and stuff will dry fine on their own. It's his clothes he's worried about...with him wearing them, they're going to be soaking wet for quite some time. But if Ain is going to act unbothered about it, then maybe Vash should just not worry. It's not like this is the first time Ain has thrown himself into a puddle, so it should be fine.

Should be, being the operative terms here.]

Hm...maybe we can finish making a circuit through the town? [He twirls his prosthetic finger in midair as he says this for emphasis.] We can see if there's anywhere we might want to remember to stop and eat at, for later.

[He also needs to pay attention to the prices, because they're still trying to remain within their budget here.]

[Bite (kinky)

Anyway, yes, good idea. Ain (wet bird) nods, cheerfully going about said task with Vash at his side. Unbothered. In his lane. Chirping the whole time. Maybe they'll have to find
a mountain lake or a hot spring or something later because good god sir your bird. Let him splash in a controlled environment please.

There are a lot of restaurants here — as many as a small town can reasonably have, anyway — and all of them look good. There are those ritzy, expensive places in log-cabin buildings that are clearly more geared toward travellers looking for a nice meal before they hit the road again. There are fast food joints, and little food stalls, and just normal restaurants that aren't Cheap but they're not Expensive either. There's a grocery store and a convenience store near one of the town entrances, and that's about it for places that sell food, unless they want to pop into one of those tourist-trap places that sell mixed nuts with the town name on the bag.

All in all, it seems like their options for something cheap are good.

...]

Vash, I'm cold.

[i warned you this would happen]

[And why are we cold, honey-]

Ain...

[He whispers his name softly, shifting to walk a little bit closer to Ain's side. Despite Ain being totally deserving of this, it's his own hubris to blame for being cold...Vash is already starting to shrug off his jacket so he can once more drape it around the bird's shoulders, being careful of his wings as he does so.]

Are you sure you don't want to go back and change?

[gee ain, how come your owner lets you have TWO jackets?]

Mm... if I do that, I don't get to wear your jacket. [bitch WHERE you steal this CONSTANTLY.] Haha, I'll be alright now! Thank you!

[He's not warmer. ...like he's a little bit warmer, but his legs are cold, his socks are wet, and he really should go back and change. But also.

Then they'd have to go out. Again. And next time they go back to the inn, Ain wants to just spend the rest of the night there and not leave again, so. He'll just deal with his hubris.

Vash is so kind to him to give him a coat and also some logic, though! What a good man! Ain wants him—]

We can walk back to one of the restaurants for dinner, if you want.

[does walking around Soaked like you just went to a waterpark in winter not bother you,]

[>doubt

But fine. If Ain insists, Vash isn't going to argue. He will worry, but he won't argue. They've rounded back to where they started, and now it's time to decide what to eat. They've had...not really a super great, balanced meal during their time here, all told. Even if it was affordable, it left something to be desired, which is why Vash decides that they're going to eat somewhere nice. Not one of the fancy touristy restaurants, but something that straddles the middle between cheaper fast food and a nice, sit-down restaurant.

What they end up coming to is a small cabin with a very cottage-core aesthetic, and just passing by Vash can already smell it. It's enough to leave him craving it long before he even looks to Ain for approval.]

What are your thoughts on breakfast for dinner?

[They never had a proper breakfast he is dying-]

Haha, I'm not picky. What I don't understand is who made the laws on what foods are to be eaten at what time.

[They're not laws—]

Is there a committee somewhere? I'd like to speak with them. [Is he kidding, or is he not kidding. It's impossible to know. Not even Ain knows.] If that's what you want, though, that's what we'll have.

[This is what he wants, hi Ain you're getting excitedly dragged into the place you have no time to argue. Hopefully you're not still dripping wet though or they may not let yall sit inside.

It's not super crowded in here, at least not yet. It hasn't reached that point of late-night where people are just craving a breakfast burrito at a stupid hour of the evening. It means that when they get inside, they're able to get a booth at the back, which makes Vash all the more pleased since there's...definitely still a deep undercurrent of not wanting to be too out in the open. Plus, it's nice to just have some privacy once in a while, a luxury that they can almost never afford.

This place doesn't JUST serve breakfast of course- it's a cafe, of sorts- yet as soon as they're seated Vash is turning his menu to the breakfast side. Oddly enough though, when the waitress asks for their drink order, instead of getting something like hot chocolate or even coffee, Vash springs to ordering ale. Then it's back to the menu.]

[Ain is not soaked to the bone anymore, since they've been outside so long. Maybe a little damp, but he's not dripping. His legs are less cold now! Yay.

So. Vash orders an ale, and Ain tilts his head because. is that what they're doing? They're getting liquor? Ain has only ever had liquor when it was for religious things and even then it was like a sip of wine. The blood of the goddess or whatever they were calling it in the Church. He's never going to catch up on social going-ons, ever, since he tends to mimic by nature... hm.

He will also take an ale thank you :) This will not kill him, surely.

Ain looks through the menu.]

Oh! They have crepes! [Ain is just going to eat sugar and liquor.] ...what is "stuffed French toast"? What are they stuffing it with? How do you stuff toast? [that's too many questions put some back.]

[Oh how convenient that he was looking at the French toast, because that’s exactly what Vash was going to order. Probably to no one’s surprise, since he can already imagine it coming with a pound of powdered sugar on top.

They are both eating just sugar and liquor and who decides Vash should pick this place again? He’s worse than a kid in a candy store. At least it’s not going to wipe them out financially, but at what cost…]

I don’t know!

[He actually doesn’t, he’s never had stuffed French toast before, so he’s wildly curious.]

I was looking to try it anyway though, so if you want to get a crepe, we can share!

You normally eat so much I'd fear there'd be nothing left, buuuut... [He's teasing. If that's not obvious, he nudges the toe of his shoe against Vash's shin.] I don't mind sharing with you despite that.

[Crepes are thin, so this is like... Multiple crepes. And strawberries and cream cheese. And a side of hash browns and bacon. Traditional breakfast place. It should be plenty of food for both of them, and better than their so-called lunch earlier.

Ain hasn't been to a restaurant like this in... fuck. Years?]

[It’s been a long time for Vash, too. Decades long. So when their waitress returns, Vash orders for both of them just as she sets down their twin mugs of ale. For Vash, this is nostalgic, bittersweet. That town he used to visit, when the people were in good spirits and a good place, would treat the tavern to drinks. Vash was no exception to this, and in fact would find more than he could drink foisted onto him, until he discovered for the first time the joys of a hangover. Vash certainly doesn’t get to drink often, so whether or not he’s gained a tolerance remains to be seen.

He still seems to have a taste for it though as he quickly knocks part of his drink back, leaning back in his seat with a contented sigh after.]

Ahh…this should help warm you up.

I'm warm in your jacket, though.

[Just sayin'. Ain takes a cautious sip of the ale, finds that it ? burns ?? and then decides he doesn't like it. But he drinks it anyway because we don't waste stuff in this household, and he'll get over it. It's just kind of uncomfortable for the moment. Liquor is meant to be had with food, so he can kind of understand why it sucks to drink on its own.

(As it turns out, Ain is a fruity drink bitch, but how would he Know.)]

Unless you want it back? I do have mine, still. [The locals are like that man must be very cold he has two jackets.]

[Ain...ain if you don't like it Vash will drink yours...Ain....]

Oh no! No, I'm fine, don't worry.

[Vash would sooner give Ain five jackets tbh. He said he was cold Once and now he gets to wear everybody's jackets.]

You need to be prepared for when it snows, right?

[ :) ]

[The red jacket wiggles, and it's probably apparent to Vash (and no one else) that Ain's trying to do his happy wing flaps he usually does when there's something exciting happening. Anyone else looking on is like, desperately trying to figure out if this guy smuggled a live snake into the building or something.]

That's right! When do you think it'll snow? After we finish eating?

[If you're really good, Ain, God will let you see snow.]

[Vash knows he shouldn't encourage this, on the very real chance it doesn't snow...but Ain is so excited. Look at his wings wiggle. He doesn't want to disappoint him.

Plus, it's like Nick would say. He always made promises he couldn't keep.]

It might. It looked like it was getting cloudy when we came in...

[And the steadily dropping temperature is definitely because snow is afoot, not because it's getting later or something-]

[The sky will disappoint him before Vash ever does, he promises. That said, even if it doesn't snow, Ain will just... manifest some ice magic and call it good. It's kind of the same thing if you don't think about it.]

It's been a long time since I've seen snow, [he tells, adjusting how he's sitting — time to cross his legs,] it's pretty, isn't it?

[Ain really likes pretty, cute things. Like flowers and snow. He has no fashion sense, ironically, but he has a general eye for beauty in other things. Clothes don't make much sense to him (like a lot of things don't make sense to him), but flowers and snow and baby bunnies and those tiny fucking safety pins all do.

Little things are important to him. They didn't used to be, but he's grown to really cherish the small things in life. Like nice dinners with a f...riend... and getting to possibly-maybe see snow together. And maybe throw a snowball at the back of his head.

Romantic.]

I like it here.

[It... sucks that they can't really stay, but. It's a good place.]

[Vash likes it too. And if things were different, maybe they could stay. But Vash...would be vehemently against that idea. Even if this is the first town in a while that they've been able to walk around this freely, just being here carries with it some risk. And if they're found...

It won't just be them who are in danger. The entire town will be, too.

Vash nods instead of thinking about any of that, taking another drink before setting his mug down while they wait for their food to arrive.]

All I had to look at was the desert for a long time. This place is like a paradise in comparison.

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gets suck into arknights hole, didnt see I didnt reply to this /pensive clown emote