Hello, and welcome to The Care and Keeping of Your Pet! As you surely know, a pet is a big responsibility, and we're so glad you've decided to be a concientious master. A safe pet is a happy pet, and this handbook is certain to keep your precious lifelong friend as content as can be.
The history of the animal person is a long and difficult one, with their origins not being known even to this day. However, scientists believe that despite our common appearance - most animal people have humanoid forms except for the ears, tails, and sometimes teeth - we share no common ancestry, even if the ascent of this species corresponds with that of the homo sapien. We gained dominance over each breed thousands of years ago, beginning with the dog type, who have long been considered "man's best friend." Most breeds these days are docile and perfect for owners of any speed.
Of course, it is our duty as the superior species to take care of these animal creatures, and this is inherent in their genetic makeup. Everyone knows that an animal person, when matched with their correct human master, is loyal for life - a true "soulmate," if you will. Far be it for us to turn this away! Ever since the Great Domestication, these intelligent and loving animals have served us as friends, workmates, guardians, servants, and sexual companions and will for years to come. Despite recent hubbub from so-called "Pet People's Rights Activists," this way of life is wholesome and good. Scientific research shows that the natural desire of the pet person is to be owned and cared for by a human.
So, it's your first pet. What do you need to know?
As previously stated, pet people come in as many breeds as you can possibly think of. By far and away the most popular are the dog and cat types, but exotic birds and lizards have been gaining popularity among trendsetters from L.A. to Tokyo!
All pet types are best suited for certain jobs, and when hunting for one, it is best to search for a type that suits your needs best.
However, a "True Match" - when a pet person bonds with you and only you for the rest of their natural lives - comes naturally, and sometimes takes time before you can find the pet you will be able to give a forever home to.
According to all current research, pet people are completely sentient and like us in many ways. However, it is important to remember that they have many animalistic and feral characteristics. Do not be foolish and think that your pet is a person, despite the facts that many are clothed and may be allowed to read, write, and have "hobbies." Some traditional pet owners may eschew these frivolities, and that is within their right.
Pet people age more quickly than humans, at least physically, and many types have long lifespans. It is not uncommon for pets to be passed through the family. When getting your child their first pet, it's important to keep in mind that just because the pup is tiny now, a grown pet can be jumpy around a small child.
It is important to train a pet. Discipline will be necessary. This does not make you a bad owner. Failure to train early will result in a rebellious pet. Training is especially important if you want your pet to serve as a household servant.
Remember, your pet will be extremely protective of you, especially if you are Truly Bonded. It is best to socialize them early. A socialized pet is a perfect family pet.
These days, unowned and unbonded pet people are allowed to live as strays or "Frees" in certain designated areas. Some even hold "jobs." This is against their best interest, and owners who adopt these strays are to be rewarded. Still, the best place to get pets are from liscenced kennels or breeders.
Some masters find it beneficial to participate in activities with their pets, such as shows and other competitions.
Finally, much has been made about the sexual relationship between pet and master. This is a normal facet of the bond, and humans are sure to find pet people sexually alluring. But beyond that, it is only responsible and prudent for owners to care for their pet's needs. It is a well-known fact that the libidos of pet people are remarkably strong, and when they go into heat, it is usually more convenient for a master to relieve them. There is no risk of pregnancy. All rumors of hybrids are urban legends.
Despite this, masters must remember to not view their pets as romantic partners. Humans should stay with humans.
With that said, thank you and welcome to your first day as a pet's master! |
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[He gets told Not to say things so often though. Which is it...?]
Maybe... It's just because it's you. I think I can get a pretty good read on you most of the time. Or... Maybe it's because we click. Don't we?
[Oh, yes, they click way too well. In a horrible, awful sort of illegal way that they shouldn't click in. Here they are, though. Here they are.]
...oh, but you didn't laugh at my joke earlier.
[Casual reminder you got too sad and forgot to give him attention and tell him he's very funny—]
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Ain is quirky. He's fun. He means well...even in moments like these, where his vanity shines through, and Vash can't help but laugh.]
Sorry, sorry! Can I get a do-over, or is it too late...?
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[Ain reaches out to steal one of the last remaining fried vegetables. He thinks it's a carrot. It's going down the hatch.
Good lunch, you two.]
I'll give you more chances to shower me with praise as we go about the day, though. How does that sound?
[Birds are very vain creatures.]
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I think I can manage that. We still have a lot more to see after all!
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Ain gets up and, once they've thrown their trash away, he starts making headway through the rest of the town. There's a small shopping strip — what they're on now — with restaurants and little shops and all that. If they go too far, they'll veer off into where the road opens up to lead to the mountain trails and to where those houses on the side of it are, or so Ain would guess. But, there's more town behind them to look at, too.
They don't have money to shop, so this is more just... looking. For fun. Still, they don't ever get to Look For Fun, and Ain is more than happy to point out silly hats in store windows that he thinks Vash should wear if only because he'd be extremely funny-looking in them. Or, there's a small shop selling accessories, and... Ain avoids it because he knows better. He'll want things.
There are also the normal array of people doing stuff here. Some eating food. Some shopping. Some just spending time together. Ain dwells for a fraction of a second too long on one particular duo, holding hands and joking around with each other and generally... Well. Flirting, if he had to guess. In public. Just. Doing that.
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Ain wants to do that with Vash. It's not fairrrrrrrr... Why are these two humans allowed to do this in public?]
...let's go that way, [he suggests,] there's a laundromat over there, so we can check the prices. Maybe we can bring clothes by later if we can afford to?
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Window shopping, though, that they can do. He's more than happy to oblige, smiling at Ain's comments and even getting a little flustered at times when he really hammers in the fact that he thinks Vash would look good in any one particular thing...even if he's saying that in more of a "please wear this you'd look so silly" way.
Vash, being Vash, doesn't pay much attention to the couples around. Sometimes he'll smile or wave a little if someone stares for too long, but that's just because he's nice. It's nice to be able to do that and not worry that he'll be recognized. So when Ain mentions they should go a different way, he changes course without a second thought.]
I'd like to, if we can. It's been a while...
[Like, he knows his own stuff is probably getting pretty bad, and he's not even human. So.]
We had enough money for the hotel since it wasn't too expensive, but it still cost most of it. As long as we make sure we have enough for food, it will be fine.
[Vash...doesn't want to steal here. Not if he can help it.]
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[He wanted to sneak out to do it and surprise Vash with a gift, but they're so... clingy with each other, it's probably a bad idea to do that. Maybe he'll just have Vash stand guard over him Just In Case while he tries to make a street performer of himself. People do that all the time in big cities, so it can work in a small one, right?]
It's like being a bard! But I'm a bird. A bi..r...d.... [there's no funny way to combine those words what the hell.] Then... I could take care of you, for once.
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To that end, he'll be your bouncer babe don't even worry about it.]
You mean...you'd perform for money?
[It's not a half bad idea. He knows Ain has told him before about how he used to, back before they met.]
It's different if someone's paying you, yeah... [There IS...a bit of concern, that they could draw too much attention inadvertantly...but this town is so isolated. No one seems to have recognized them yet, after all.] If you're comfortable doing it...I don't see why we couldn't give it a try.
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[Ain takes a deep breath as he reads over the pricing on the sign. It's your typical laundromat pricing; a couple bucks per load. They don't have much between them, so it would be the cost of one of those slushies they had earlier.]
I want to do something nice for you. You're always bringing food and helping with stray feathers and keeping me from getting hurt.
[Well, it was Ain that dispatched those officers and flew them here, but if Vash hadn't pulled him to the ground, he would have been too slow to dodge that shot and those officers would not be in a Living State for that, Ain thinks. He handles pain like an angry white woman. It's not pretty.]
It's my turn. Let me do the work to get us nice things, okay? I'll do it, mm... tomorrow, since we'll have explored and rested more by then.
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So after a moment, Vash nods, looking back at the sign himself so he can commit the prices to memory.]
Tomorrow, then. [...] As long as you reserve at least one of your performances for me.
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Ain wants to touch him, but like earlier, he can't just do that. Maybe a hug wouldn't be so weird, people hug pets all the time, but Ain wants to do a full-out embrace in the street and kiss his cheek like they were earlier.
War flashbacks to the couples here. He wants to do that stuff. Hold hands and kiss in public and try to feed Vash strawberries or something. Ugh. What is wrong with him.
Instead of doing any of that, he occupies himself coyly twirling the end of his braid around his finger. Are his cheeks red? Oh no.]
I always save my best songs for you. You should know that by now.
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Addicting? Is that the right word? He feels like it must be, like how someone can get addicted to smoking after just once trying it. And it's not like he and Ain weren't close before, since Ain is a bird who is very needy...but it was never quite like then. There's a shift that's occurred, however subtle, and both of them are feeling it even if they haven't tried putting it into words.
While Ain stands there twirling his braid, Vash lifts his prosthetic to sort of idly tug at one of the edges of his jacket, letting out a breathy laugh.]
Of course! I'm just saying, you know...
[Ah. No, not again. That feeling in his chest is back, that burning...he shakes his head a little, clearing his throat.]
Should we, um...go get our clothes? We should bring them back to be washed before it gets dark.
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[Just a few pairs each. One load of laundry. Like two bucks down the hatch. They won't have to do laundry in the sink and it'll be fine and well.
Ain shuffles along down the sidewalk. It's not really close to being dark, but they've checked out half the town by now and time's a wastin' — it's likely that one of them will get distracted by something and then whoops it'll be 6pm and they'll be tired and need dinner.
Dinner... dinner. What should they do for dinner? It needs to be real food when the time comes. Ain thinks he saw a sandwich shop. Maybe sandwiches. Those are good.
A bridge to burn when they reach it, as they round a couple street corners and find themselves eventually back at the inn. It's a short trip upstairs to grab their stuff — Ain coyly suggests washing the comforter they stole, too, since the load will have room and they sort of. had sex on top of it. oops.
Back down the strip.]
...it still hasn't snowed. [someone explain weather patterns to this man.] But there are plenty of clouds in the sky. Hm...
[Ain honey do you. do you want. to be trapped in a blizzard.]
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Either way, Vash dutifully helps gather up their laundry (including the comforter because even if they didn't necessarily get anything on it...theyshouldwashit) and heads back out with everything in tow in their trusty duffel bag, which honestly Vash wishes they had the money to buy a new one. This one is beat to hell and back, but it's the bag he's been using...basically for twenty or more years, at this point. Maybe it's even older than that, he's lost track.
He hums thoughtfully, glancing up when Ain comments on the clouds above them.]
Hm...if it's going to snow, the townsfolk here would probably be preparing more for it, wouldn't they?
[Yes and no. Yes, if it were a blizzard, but no if it's just a light snowfall since they probably encounter it all the time. It's just like rain, only colder and more annoying.]
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Oh well.
[Ain has ice magic, he's not going to say this until they're back in their room honestly, where he will in fact shove ice down Vash's shirt. Probably. He's thinkin about it real hard now.
They get to the laundromat in short order, and it's mostly-empty. There are a few people around reading newspapers and sitting with their stuff while they wait, but beyond that, it's nice and quiet. Birds are bad at silence, so Ain really has to suppress his instincts to make noises right now. What are we all so peaceful for... why are laundromats like this.]
Vash, [he says, very quietly so not to be the Loudest Person In The Room,] they have a water cooler over there. Do you want me to get you some?
[Water is good. It's also free. So. Might as well wash away that ice-syrup they drank an hour ago.]
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Here they are though, at the promised laundromat, which is blessedly devoid of people because of the weird time of day it is. It means Vash has his pick of the washers, though admittedly there isn't a massive selection. They all seem reasonable, so he just approaches one at random and starts to load in their clothes just as Ain is stage-whispering at him.
Why is he so cute, what the fuck. He's trying so hard to be quiet...]
Mm, go ahead. I'll get things started over here.
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He makes his way over to the water cooler, though. They have those shitty paper cups, but it's better than nothing, and it's definitely better than tap water from dingy hotels and apartments and rivers. Ain comes back in short order with the little paper cups and hands one to Vash.
W o t e r.]
Here. We might as well help ourselves since we'll be here for a bit, right?
[Imagine being a laundromat owner and two assholes drink your entire water cooler.]
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Vash takes the cup gratefully just as he's finishing loading up the machine with enough coins for their load to get started washing, the soft rumble of finally enough to break the oppressive silence that reigned other than the incessant hum of flourescent lights overhead.]
Right.
[Now don't mind him as he downs his entire cup all in one go my mans is THORSTY. It's the kind of drinking one does when the water hits your tongue and you realize oh, shit, I'm super dehydrated and haven't had a decent glass of water in mmmmonths.]
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[Vash won't have time to say no, because Ain is tugging him over anyway. It's nice that this place has free drinks. They have snacks, too, but those cost money, and they just ate. The water, though... maybe they should have brought the canteen. Oh well. Shitty paper cups will suffice.
Ain, too, must be super thirsty, because he's also downing each of his cups in short order. It makes sense; he casted a bunch of magic, flew them around, they hiked into town, and then they ate like fucking Nothing for lunch like idiots. Yeah, they're likely very dehydrated.
Maybe they should get water with dinner tonight. Ain considers that might be the healthy option before his mind wanders to "what if soda tho :0" and he supposes he'll cross that bridge later.]
It's quiet in here. Is it supposed to be this quiet?
[Why does he feel like he's in a library. Vash do laundromats operate under library rules. Help.]
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Well...there aren't a lot of people in here. And they might not know each other, so they're just not saying anything. I don't think they'd mind us talking, really.
[They might mind if they were overly loud, which can be a problem when your pet is a bird, but Ain has been very good in that regard so far. Vash isn't worried.
From here, it takes their laundry about a half hour to wash, maybe a little less since the load is so light. Vash has to step away to take the wet clothes out and toss them into the dryer, and then it's another twenty minutes of waiting on that. During this time, several people come and go. They watch someone struggle with the door getting stuck on their machine, until Vash volunteers to rush over and help them get it open. For him, it's as easy as popping the top on a can, and the man who was struggling seems immensely grateful afterwards. It's...heartwarming, to Vash, and he's grinning from ear to ear when he comes back. After that, ten more minutes pass before the machine beeps and their clothes are clean and dry.
Vash, once he's gotten their clothes stuffed back into the bag, holds up his red jacket and looks it over a moment, checking to make sure it survived the trip in the washing machine alright. He knows he should wait until he has cleaner clothes on to actually put it on...
Which is why he drapes it over Ain's shoulders. It's so, so soft and warm since it just came out of the dryer.]
There. Ready to go?
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Then, Vash puts his jacket over Ain's shoulders, and like he did last time he snuggles up into it even though it doesn't fit too well with his wings, which he lets hang out awkwardly underneath the fabric. It is warm. Warm and soft and somehow still carries Vash's scent all over it, and Ain has to try — has to really, really try — to suppress his impulses here. He wants to kiss this man so bad.]
...yeah.
[He's not blushing shut up, shut up!! His face is NOT the same red as this jacket and he's not weirdly quiet on the way home just because his stomach is doing flips. The moths are back. The moths in his stomach are back and he's dying. Cardiac arrest symptoms are happening, he feels hot under the collar, this is a bad look.
They get back to the inn, and Ain is still feeling. like. he's sort of floating, but he's not floating. He'd know if he was floating and he's not so what the fuck is going on. Did he accidentally cast a spell? No, no, that's not it. What the fuck. Why is his heart doing, like, thumpthumps right now. Put some thumpthumps back you don't need all those.
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The second, literally the second Vash either sits down or is just fully in the room standing there with nothing in his hands, whichever comes first, Ain throws caution to the wind and kisses him stupid because it's all he knows how to do. There are no words, there are just warm lips interlocking and a soft, pleased sigh.
He cannot make it all day without kissing Vash again, please, he thinks he'll actually die if he has to go that long.]
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“Chill”
Back to the inn they go, and Vash is blissfully unaware of the way the girl at the front desk sort of peers over the top of her magazine at the two because, uh. While the other patrons probably weren’t paying enough attention or perhaps don’t remember, she saw those two this morning. Vash had that jacket on. Maybe he’s just being nice to his pet but, hm. HM.
Kinda suss.
When they make it upstairs, Vash takes a moment to toss the duffel onto the floor by the bed, then pivots on his heel with the intent of popping into the bathroom before he changes proper. That…ends up not happening as Ain kisses him utterly stupid. Completely Breathless as he stumbles a little, floundering for just a brief moment before he slowly lifts both hands, cautiously cupping Ain’s face with them.
And he just…melts. He melts into the kiss, eyes fluttering closed, brows upturned as he breathes a soft moan through his nose. And as luck would have it, there’s a convenient wall there to lean against, which he ends up doing while Ain kisses the life out of him.
For just a moment, he breaks the kiss so he can look back at Ain past his glasses, but his gaze isn’t questioning. He just dives right back in, hands burying themselves into his hair now as he tugs Ain closer to his front.]
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Relief apparently comes in the form of more gross heart palpitations, but at this point he's not sure how to fix it. All that exists in the narrow space between the bed and the wall is them, and the sounds of laboured breathing as Ain tries and fails to remember he has lungs that need to be filled.
His hands wander to Vash's shoulders, sort of just... resting there, while their lips clash. Ain is a man starved (for like four hours), and when they part, he deigns to speak, but. The kisses don't stop, they simply move down to Vash's neck, equally fervent as the ones left on his lips.]
Sorry, [he's not sorry,] I wanted to do this... all day. I thought I'd die without it.
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He shakes his head quickly, chest heaving as he gasps, just before his breathing trails off into a pitched keen at the kisses against his neck. Vash practically sags where he's standing, and it's really only Ain being there that keeps him from melting into a puddle right there.]
You...you really wanted to kiss me that badly...?
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[Ain is... Like. Trying so hard to behave himself. He doesn't want to jump into Vash's pants right now even if he's got the guy against the wall, because then they'll never make it to dinner. Like. Ain will never stop if he's enabled now.
But also. Also, something is Wrong with him right now and he needs kisses urgently. And he's getting them, to be fair, but it's somehow not enough. Probably because he needs to breathe. What's the point of breathing, anyway?
Ain parts his lips and bites Vash, not hard, but certainly enough to leave a mark just under his jaw.]
You're too cute. If we'd gone out again where I couldn't do this, I probably would have gone insane by the time the day ended, haha.
[Ain pauses to nuzzle into Vash, far more affectionate and less carnal than his kisses have been thus far.]
I'll be good now, I swear. [he is Lying he won't be good at all.]
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gets suck into arknights hole, didnt see I didnt reply to this /pensive clown emote
welcome to arknights
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my duty popped and prevented me from finishing this tag and I believe that's homophobic in this essa
that's very homophobic so we have to cancel FF14 now
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